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[assassinate]

[ rose is kind of over the whole russia vs the usa situation. but she's making most of what she's been given, at least the weather in mexico was a nice change of pace. ]

Sheesh, things here are such a snoozefest!
What's a girl supposed to do to cut loose?
I come from one place, adjust to another, then get shoved off to a completely different place!
It's like I've been playing musical chairs!
Anyway, would really appreciate some sweet suggestions on stuff tourists normally do here.

And does anyone know what a super sheltered princess would like doing? Or eating?
I'm pretty sure she's not used to munching on anything that isn't prepared by a maid.

Thanks for all the help! Ciao.

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How are you guys holding up in this mess?

[ rose tried filtering it so that the russians can't hear because. eat her shorts russian scum, tbh. ]

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[wasnever]

Give her the greasiest fast food you can find and see what happens.

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[assassinate]

The apartment already smells like burnt toast! I don't need the smell of a dead body on top of that!

[ rose is in despair. being in the same apartment with alisha is difficult. ]

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[wasnever]

You asked what I'd give a princess! Gotta broaden her experiences, right?

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[assassinate]

I'd like to still be able to smell after I leave my room!
Isn't there anything else I could do to "broaden her experiences"?

[ this was such a BAD IDEA. ]

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[wasnever]

You don't have to eat it at your place!

Also, try one of the hot dog stands.

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[protagerrant]

[Pinged by the phrase 'sheltered princess]

In my experience? Dog food and crepes. But teaching one to cook is usually way more entertaining.

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[assassinate]

You have experience teaching a sheltered princess how to cook?

[ she would pay him to free her from this torture, probably. ]

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[protagerrant]

[It would be money well spent.]

Extensive experience.

[assassinate]

[ though he can't see it, there is a glimmer in rose's eyes. ]

Now hold it! I have a sheltered princess right here with me, and for the low low price of absolutely nothing you could be her teacher!

[ this is the merchant grab of someone who is desperate. ]

If she actually sat down to learn, she could be pretty good. But... she tried cutting stuff with her spear once.

[ rose knows alisha isn't totally awful, it's just that she doesn't have a lot of experience actually learning how to cook in the kitchen. it's not like rose is an expert either, so alisha can't take pointers from her. ]

[protagerrant]

The low price of nothing, huh.

Nice try, but cost of food aside, it sounds like I need to be worried about being compensated for possible bodily harm.

[He's sort of... between jobs right now. You want these expert sheltered princess wrangling skills, you better pay up, Rose.

One thing he can stay about Estelle, at least she didn't mix weapons and food. Maybe because he had started her on sandwiches.]

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[historiology]

'Here' being Mexico, huh? At least I know you're okay and safe in all this. You're asking for Alisha, right? I don't think she's that picky, really. She's used to traveling and all too, you know.

[Being on the road with the others for the little time they had together prior to the revelation of the effects of her pact with Sorey. And when she headed to Elysia in the first place.]

But we're.....we're okay. The main thing that still freaks me out is how these seminars seem to mess with my resonance. I can barely just see and hear Mikleo at them.

[assassinate]

Well I gotta find her something to eat quick. Any more of her "cooking with Alisha" exercises and I think our apartment is going to go up in flames.

[ in any case, rose is more concerned about the second bit of his response. the seminars are messing with his resonance? how was that even possible in this place? ]

Do you think the cause could be malevolence, Sorey?

[historiology]

What about simple things like a sandwich? Not everything necessarily has to be cooked.

[Of course, depending on what one puts in or on the sandwich but still.]

I don't know. It's not like he's here -- Heldalf. We're not sure, exactly. But whatever it is, it's frustrating.

[And had him initially panicking. Luckily, Mikleo was able to give some reassurance to keep him from entirely freaking out, given how recently Sorey's encounter with the Lord of Calamity was for him.]

[assassinate]

I'll send her the message, good plan Sorey.

[ starting small was a good idea and she could suggest that alisha make a set of sandwiches for sorey and mikleo the next time they see each other. ]

Huh. That's pretty weird. Maybe someone decided to be the Lord of Calamity for a day?

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[ex_deeds185]

If you wanted to know my hobbies and the kinds of food I like eating, Rose, you could have asked.

P.S. I have eaten food prepared at inns, and by Sorey and the others, on countless occasions! Please don't spread false rumors like this!

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[assassinate]

So then what do you like eating?

P.S. That doesn't count.

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[ex_deeds185]

I'm not a very picky person. Both sweet and savory foods are fine, as are most common dishes. If you were to cook something for me, I'm certain that I would be able to eat it.

[ Her tune might change if she knew that Rose was just as hopeless as her in the kitchen, though. Oh well! ]

P.S. Are you insinuating that they are my maids?

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[assassinate]

So you like just about everything because they made sure to cook just about everything for you?

P.S. They might as well be.

[ rose does feel like alisha got special treatment

also

:3c ]

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[matadorable]

you are in mexico?

[He's one of the diplomats who appealed to the Mexican government on behalf of imPorts. Manolo is happy their work has paid off, and that people are able to seek refuge there during this whole mess.]

the mexico i know
is different from the one
i called home but
maybe i can give a few good
suggestions for food

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[assassinate]

You got it!
Heck yeah, suggest away!
And was your home different in a good way or a bad way?

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[matadorable]

different in good ways
and bad ones also
so you might say both

the mexico in this world
should still have tamales though
you should try one
if you get a chance!

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[assassinate]

You sound kinda homesick.
Hope you get to visit your Mexico again soon!

What's a tamale? Are they spicy?

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[circulets]

Sorey and I are fine. We'll keeping holding up on our end. You don't have to worry about us.

How are things on your end? Is Alisha doing alright? This can't be easy on her, either.

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[assassinate]

From what Sorey told me, it doesn't sound like he's doing so hot.
Doesn't the risk of malevolence in this world concern you?

Alisha is okay, she's trying her best to cook food for the two of us but it's a kitchen nightmare so far.

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[circulets]

I already told you before. There's no way that Sorey or I would let any of us get to that point.

Alisha is? That's admirable of her. She told me before that she hadn't had a chance to cook before.