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[ rose is kind of over the whole russia vs the usa situation. but she's making most of what she's been given, at least the weather in mexico was a nice change of pace. ]

Sheesh, things here are such a snoozefest!
What's a girl supposed to do to cut loose?
I come from one place, adjust to another, then get shoved off to a completely different place!
It's like I've been playing musical chairs!
Anyway, would really appreciate some sweet suggestions on stuff tourists normally do here.

And does anyone know what a super sheltered princess would like doing? Or eating?
I'm pretty sure she's not used to munching on anything that isn't prepared by a maid.

Thanks for all the help! Ciao.

Filtered audio to Mikleo and Sorey:

How are you guys holding up in this mess?

[ rose tried filtering it so that the russians can't hear because. eat her shorts russian scum, tbh. ]

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You have experience teaching a sheltered princess how to cook?

[ she would pay him to free her from this torture, probably. ]

[It would be money well spent.]

Extensive experience.

[ though he can't see it, there is a glimmer in rose's eyes. ]

Now hold it! I have a sheltered princess right here with me, and for the low low price of absolutely nothing you could be her teacher!

[ this is the merchant grab of someone who is desperate. ]

If she actually sat down to learn, she could be pretty good. But... she tried cutting stuff with her spear once.

[ rose knows alisha isn't totally awful, it's just that she doesn't have a lot of experience actually learning how to cook in the kitchen. it's not like rose is an expert either, so alisha can't take pointers from her. ]

The low price of nothing, huh.

Nice try, but cost of food aside, it sounds like I need to be worried about being compensated for possible bodily harm.

[He's sort of... between jobs right now. You want these expert sheltered princess wrangling skills, you better pay up, Rose.

One thing he can stay about Estelle, at least she didn't mix weapons and food. Maybe because he had started her on sandwiches.]

Okay... we can negotiate a rate. Where would you like to start?

[ it might be better for alisha to start making friends in this world anyway. ]

I'm not including insurance in this too, though!

As long as we're cooking at your place, that's fine. I'm not explaining to my roommates why the kitchen is on fire.

[She's actually serious, huh... Well, he could use the cash. Could he use another sheltered princess? Probably not, but the first one wasn't so bad.]

Cost of ingredients and [He names a rate per hour that's am little more expensive than reasonable, since she seems like that type to drive down for a deal.]

Pleasure doing business with you! [ she's saved up quite a bit from working at knife to meet you so money isn't really an issue. ]

I'll give you the princess' phone number and I'll pay you in dollar dollar bills when you show up.

[ so now rose will input alisha's phone number as a text attachment. ]