alcheregis: (entangled between electric wires)
Haen Hithiel ([personal profile] alcheregis) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-02-26 02:22 am

fourth helix ♥ VIDEO; MIRRORNET

[ Haen's smiling with a rather pleased look on the video today, even though the general air isn't something most people are smiling about lately. Which is why... ]

My dears, I just want to give you all a heads up! Although your heads can really be in any position you'd like, so long as you give me a little listen. I can't say I really enjoy these guests of ours, so I've decided to make them feel a bit more unwelcome. Not my usual attitude, I know, but I really think they're just overstepping a bit too much!

So don't be surprised if you see them feeling a just a touch under the weather starting any time now. I'm actually rather proud of the recipe I've put together! A little encephalitis, some single stranded ribonucleic acid, just a pinch of Yersinia pestis!

[ For those of you who are wondering why that sounds familiar: yes, she did just name the bacterial strain responsible for the bubonic plague, among others. ]

It really is a lot like cooking, actually. Too much salt spoils the soup... is it salt, that saying refers to? I mean, really too much of anything would spoil soup. Although I suppose soup might be easier to recover than, say, a cake or something.

Oh! And I also tweaked a bit for their melanocytes, so you'll be easily able to tell who's already infected, and that you should probably avoid them. They're going to have bright orange splotches on their skin, impossible to miss, really. Well, I suppose if you were blind, you might miss them... or colour-blind. Hmm, I didn't think of that. Well, for next time!

Now if you do happen to be an inattentive silly and catch this, I want you to drink lots of milk! It's good for bones, and it'll also work well for the symptoms. Has to do with the amount of thiamine-- oh, you might know that as vitamin B1. Anyway, drink lots of milk, it'll help you feel better. But please don't tell that to our guests, I'd rather them find out only once they've gone back home!

That's really all I wanted to let you all know about, dears.

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((OOC: All the information for this can be found here, including a full list of symptoms and information on opting-in if you'd like your character to be affected! Happy plaguing~))
hostage: (conceding ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2016-02-26 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[He's not being sarcastic. Really, he approves of this.]
mightthinkthat: Francis is smiling, but not the kind of smile one likes to see (smile)

[personal profile] mightthinkthat 2016-02-26 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
Appreciated.
hostage: (adapting ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2016-02-26 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
The more miserable we can make these assholes, the better.
hostage: (evil ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2016-02-26 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts in amusement.]

Thanks for the warning. I'll be steering clear.
daimeinashi: (pic#8788577)

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[personal profile] daimeinashi 2016-02-26 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent. This will make it much easier to kill them.
hostage: (aware ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2016-02-26 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Jesse. Nice meeting you, Haen.

So is that your power? Making people sick?
daimeinashi: (pic#8518390)

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[personal profile] daimeinashi 2016-02-26 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
They've declared war. They've invaded our territory. Really, they ought to consider themselves lucky none of them are dead yet.

And now, one of us is.

[Kitty is.]
hostage: (engrossed ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2016-02-26 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
What else can you do with a power like that? I oughta mention I failed biology, so...

[Use small words.]
wasnever: (pic#9115122)

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[personal profile] wasnever 2016-02-26 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Now that is what I'm talking about.

Like, I didn't understand most of what you said, but it's still my kind of prank.
daimeinashi: (pic#8518204)

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[personal profile] daimeinashi 2016-02-26 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
An imPort who is trying to curry favor with the Soviets, or whose mind has been tampered. Either way, it is as a result of their occupation.

[But don't worry, he wants to kill Lucifer too. Unless someone else gets to him first.]

Besides, they may be able to use their brainwashed to heal themselves. Or discover the trick with the milk.
hostage: (tolerant ☣)

[personal profile] hostage 2016-02-26 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Filing away all this useful information.]

What's your favorite thing to do with it?
wasnever: (pic#9116284)

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[personal profile] wasnever 2016-02-26 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, you know what I mean. I like messing with people. I like revenge. I like locking people like them in rooms full of earwigs.
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[personal profile] wasnever 2016-02-26 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you do this you will become one of my favorite people, ever.

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