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Kaneda Shotaro [金田 正太郎] ([personal profile] rassera) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-03-07 07:20 pm

Capsule 010 💊 (Video)

[It's a slow day here in Nonah #005. There's nothing really too exciting about March 7th. It's sunny, slightly warmer (Don't worry, Maya let them know alllll about that), and breezy. High of 50's at most. But that was just it--nothing was really happening. And when you're so used to hitting the ground running these past few months, a few hours of nothing is an eternity for someone like Kaneda.

It was too quiet.

The feed opens on Nonah 005's couch, Kaneda sitting there with his legs propped up on the coffee table, hands covering his eyes in boredom. Fingers split to peek through, looking into the recording screen, before drawing his attention elsewhere, to the spot right next to him on the couch. There sat one Maya Fey, comic book propped open on her lap and currently wrapped up in an intense battle between the Lime Light and Minestro. He should let her keep reading, she looked pretty involved in the story…

But boredom is the heaviest burden of all.]


Shhhh..

[Not one to ‘disturb her’, he puts a finger to his lips while catching the camera’s ‘eye’, reaching over while he thinks she isn't looking to take her comm. Sneaking it past her, he flips it open, browsing through it to try and find SOMETHING entertaining.] Let's change her background...

[And that's what he does for a few minutes, cycling through random google images of everything from magic eyes to some weird chipmunk meme, lifting them up to the screen as if they could give an opinion. But then, he stops dead, eyes fixated completely on the other screen, eyes enlarging to the size of dinner plates.

Something unironically caught his attention this time.]


Maya. Maya. Mayyyaaaaa.

[Maya doesn’t even look up. This is a key part of this comic, okay. She can’t even tell who’s winning, that’s how intense this battle is.]

I’m reeeeading.

Mayaaaaaaa. 'We've got a big secret here. Pre-order today, and in a week we'll reveal our newest pie to our lineup. Be the first to try this sweet treat on National...Pee-Eye day.' ...Maya.

Maya.


Are you serious?

[She doesn’t look up, still. Despite that, the smile on her face suggests she’s a little amused.]

Maya. I'm gonna pre-order this pie. If we pre-order it we get to see the pie early.

You can’t pre-order a pie.

Yes you can. [A tap on her screen.] I just did it.

There are pies you don’t have to pre-order at the store!

I want -this- pie.

[And that finally gets her to look up, eyes disapproving but smile still on-- until she sees the comm.]

Are you recording? Oh my god. Hey!

[But rather than snatch it from him, Maya leans over to get a better view.]


Tell him this is stupid! You don’t have to pre-order pies!

It's gonna be great!

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P.S. Nonah 005 people can action this.]
monge: (🍦|| I'm the most sensitive man)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-03-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[His silence speaks volumes.]

Y-You were gonna get a pie...without me, z-zura?!
monge: (🍦|| Wibble zura)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-03-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR PITY PIE.]

Y-You don't have to do that, I understand, z-zura! I'm just gonna go to the store and get a pie all by myself, zuraa!!
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[personal profile] missleadingquestions 2016-03-08 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Store pies are better, Komasan!

[STOP INFLUENCING HER DOG TWIN]
monge: (🍦|| I love boring romantic comedies)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-03-08 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's true, t-they are, zuraaaa!!

[And he just...runs out the door, sobbing like a baby.

...He'll come back eventually.]
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[personal profile] missleadingquestions 2016-03-08 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah he'll be fine, he'll forget about it in like, half an hour.
monge: (🍦|| [Human] I'm gonna bop you one girl)

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[personal profile] monge 2016-03-08 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Komasan doesn't come back for awhile, probably because the store is a looong trip away on foot. By the time he actually does get back, though, the subject of pie has probably already been dropped by now. Or maybe not, it really depends on how much these children can't let anything go.

But gosh, does Komasan make an entrance when he kicks that door open. Not...because he's mad or anything, in fact he's still crying, but because of all those boxes of pies he's carrying, there isn't any other way to open it.

Trust him, he feels awful about it. Sorry, door-san...]


Monge.