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[It would seem this post’s been crossposted to other social media outlets, so if your character’s obsessed with the various brothers and sisters of Twine and MeTube, they might get this on multiple channels.

the camera opens to a wondrous view of a handsome young golden retriever wagging his tail as he sits on the sidewalk next to a bench, and of said handsome young golden’s master beautifully shoving hand-sized pies in his mouth with… multiple fast food bags beside him. They’re probably all full of hand pies. Gorgeous. Stellar. Truly a world-moving portrait.

Behind the camera is one Maya Fey, who along with Ken has been dragged on this pi-day pie collecting plan.]

Goood afternoon, Nonah. We’re here today with your follow up to operation: Kaneda pre-orders a pie. Kaneda, the public would like to know-- how many pies did you pre-order?

[Maya shoots her hand out in front of the camera as though gesturing at Kaneda with an imaginary microphone. This microphone is a paper-packaged straw, mind you.]

[Give Kaneda a moment, he didn’t expect an interview while he was still eating. His eyes cast to that ‘microphone’, his chewing slowing down to a snail’s pace as he finishes up that bite, swallowing hard and looking at the pie (still in box) that he’s holding.] ….One.

And how many pies were you able to buy, in the end?

[Another bite of pie follows, as he sizes up the bags sitting next to him on the bench. Clearly he’s in food-mode right now, and actually using his brain is taking a backseat to munching. Without even swallowing this time, he starts to count inside the first bag, holding it open with one hand while the other still firmly holds the pie.]

Ichi...ni...san… thirty.

Mmmmmhm.

...It’s really damn good.

[This entire video has ‘dog shaming meme’ written all over it, apparently.]

It’s strawberry. [Kaneda seems to have stopped paying attention to the broadcast, focusing more on the pie and talking to...well...Maya, I guess.]

Mmmmmhm. So, yeah. Pre-ordering pies— worth it, or not? You decide.


I want another. [As he goes diving into the first bag, spelunking for another one, practically sticking his whole head inside in the process.]



[The camera swaps over to the view of Capsule nosing at the bare patty of a hamburger, a special treat for pie day, since dog pie is certainly not a fast food staple.]

And now for the real hero of the day, Capsule. You go, pal.

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[resipiscent]

Looks like it was worth it.

[rassera]

Riku--you were right.


It's...ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.

I want to get five more.

[You have five more.]

[resipiscent]

You have twenty-nine more. Also, of course I was right! You doubted me?

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[huntergames]

How many pies?!

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[rassera]

[Kaneda looks over to see the girl, a smile on his face and waving that pie in his hand.]

THIRTY!

ALL THE FLAVOURS TOO!

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[huntergames]

[ She cannot wrap her head around that many pies. It's... it's too good to be true! ]

Is this place what they call heaven?

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[missleadingquestions]

All I'm saying is, we coulda gotten thirty pies without preordering one.

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[huntergames]

Better safe than sorry!

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[rideme]

How many pies?!

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[rassera]

[Kaneda sizes up the bags again, as if this was a totally normal number.]

Thirty. Maybe more.

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[rocksforbrains]

[Groaning.] Don't make posts that are gonna make me hungry! That's not fair! [He mutters.] Wish I had thirty pies. Or forty.

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[rassera]

[Kaneda hears this poor man's plight, looking over towards Maya's feed for a second and (making sure he can hear from the short distance away)]

Two for a dollar at Mikku--

[Oh my god he STILL can't say it right. ACCENT PROBLEMS.]

MCDONALDS.

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[bestsword]

You guys actually preordered a McD's pie. Holy shit.

[GULLIBLE TEENAGERS.

He hopes Grif sees it and realizes he missed it.]

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[missleadingquestions]

Nononononono, Tucker, this loser did!

[don't mind her pointing the feed to Kaneda and pointing at him with her free hand.]

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[rassera]

[And a couple feet away--]

It's really good!!!

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[helladoomed]

...You're gonna share some of those pies, right?

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[missleadingquestions]

They're like, fifty cents at this place. Buuut I know where you can get better ones.

Just sayin'. You wanna know the secret?

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[rassera]

I don't know...depends on how quickly you get here. I'm preeeetttyyy hungry.

[hardcorduroy]

(that is a shitton of pies and wendy is so envious.) Dude. I have serious respect for your pie game.

[missleadingquestions]

I'm not even sure thirty'll be enough, the way their house goes through pies...

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[amadaman]

[Ken comes back from the kitchen to sit on the couch next to Maya. Somehow, somewhere, they got the orange pie that he wanted, at least.]

I can't believe he got a flavor he liked.

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[missleadingquestions]

Maybe he's just got weird freaky luck.

I can't believe they had an orange pie...

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[lasthugs]

...

[She was going to say something else. She was going to say something else, but.]

... Wait. Thirty?

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[missleadingquestions]

...Well, it's a multi-people pie trip? A pie party.

[bassriff]

- Whoa, dang, how many of those are strawberry?! [She wants on this action.]