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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-03-18 08:53 am

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( Now, normally she’d think this video function was a blast, but she’s met Sarah and heard weird stuff all around (really, universe? was that necessary?) and that’s likely to come with a can of worms that she’s not quite ready to dive into just yet by plastering herself over the network. Text it is. )

Right, first off, new kid alert, please don’t steal my lunch money, etc.

I think it goes without saying that turning up here kinda sets you up to need to reassess what you define as weird. Used to be that the most bizarre thing I encountered was weedy Aussie guys thinking they could put together a decent hip hop track. It’s more or less on the same level as horrifying and disappointing as ordering a hot dog and finding out it came with a pickle. (Honestly. A pickle. In a hot dog. For the Americans here: why do you have to ruin everything? It’s about as terrible as everyone overseas thinking Fosters is our national beer of choice. No. Never. That has never been true.)

Anyway, music offences have just about been out done by walking out of the shower and turning up here, but I reckon there’s gotta be some good stories.

Funny stories, please, I beg you. If this goes to a weird place where you talk about something genuinely emotionally disturbing then I’ll feel obligated to buy you a beer, or something, and I’m not exactly rolling in cash right now. It seems a little early on to be owing people beer. Besides, I don’t think anything can really top that pickle thing. That’s still really messed up.

My other question: have any of you ever accidentally set off a firework? With your hands?
From your hands, actually. Setting of a firework with your hands sounds a bit too normal.

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