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[pixiestyx]

[Oh hey, on the screen is everybody's favorite(?) bubblegum fairy girl! Er, except she looks quite a bit different. For one thing, she's got bat wings instead of dragonfly, and for another, she's wearing significantly less than usual. For the third, her body language is completely different--she's lounging like she's trying to look as alluring as possible.

She may look like Megan Gwynn on the surface, but otherwise she comes off as a totally different person.]

Hey scrubs!

[She twirls a lock of her hair, smirking.] Not that I don't appreciate the free digs and everything, but what's with the ambiance, huh? How's a girl supposed to get any action in, like, suburbia hellhole? It's so squeaky clean around here I bet you can't even kill a guy. What's there to do here that's fun?

[Her grin widens and she licks her teeth, which should give any viewers a decent impression of her idea of fun.]

Anybody who feels like living it up a little give me a yell, 'kay? Nightmare out.

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[glowsferatu]

[ Kanaya's nose is already wrinkling before she even turns on the camera. "Nightmare" is just about the most embarrassing name she can imagine, if it's that on the nose. Might as well just call oneself "Killdozer" or something. ]

Let me guess, you living it up means someone else will have to live it down, doesn't it?

[ That turn of phrase doesn't work quite as well as she thought, in hindsight. ]

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[rocksforbrains]

[doop doop in the other room, checking the network seeing if anyone knows anything about reality going crazy and making people turn into old versions of themselves and aw shit he shouldn't have let her out of his sight]

Are you kidd-I hid your communicator for a reason, y'know! How'd you even find it?!

[pixiestyx]

[Wow Kanaya Nightmare is the Perfect name for an edgelord with hallucination powers.

Megan gives her an appraising glance, in turn. First impression: pearl-clutcher. Someone who'd be fun to corrupt.]

Live what down? Not being a total square?

[pixiestyx]

[The most exaggerated scoff in his direction.]

Um, you put it on top of the fridge. I have wings, rockhead? Hello?

[rocksforbrains]

Well! Uh. I thought it was pretty hard to find! I put it behind the cookie jar and everything!

[glowsferatu]

No, I mean, their lives go down as yours supposedly goes up. Because killing a guy is so much fun.

[ Kanaya that is a really convoluted and no one would have gotten it. ]

[pixiestyx]

[She leans toward the camera, voice almost a purr.]

Why don't you want me to have a comm, Santo? Want to keep me all to yourself?

[pixiestyx]

Well, yeah. Duh? Who cares about some silly humans? Dying is basically what they're for. Serves them right, too.

[rocksforbrains]

[He stammers. A lot. For like a couple of seconds before words finally compile.] No! It's not-I don't-No! I just, y'know, don't want you to do anything you'll regret! Or anything someone else will regret.

[pixiestyx]

[God, she loves having that effect on people.]

What's there to regret about having a little fun?

[glowsferatu]

Oookay! [ Her eyebrows shoot up, and her hands with them. ] I didn't realize we were boarding a nonstop train to crazy town, but I suppose I should have expected it with a...I don't even know what you are. A succubus, I guess?

[rocksforbrains]

Fun's great! I love fun! I'm freakin' Mr. Fun over here.

Murder ain't fun. For the person you're murdering, I mean. Don't tell me if it's fun for you 'cause God, I really don't wanna know that.

[pixiestyx]

Yeah. We'll go with that.

[pixiestyx]

[She throws up her hands, genuinely frustrated.]

Ugh! I don't remember you being this boring, Santo, what happened?

[glowsferatu]

So, what then, you just want to get the gang together to suck out men's souls, more specifically through their ivory towers?

Sounds like a romping good time!

[rocksforbrains]

Megan, I already told you! This isn't Fortress X. We don't need to be weird bad guys to people anymore. They actually like us here. Uh. Mostly.

[pixiestyx]

It does, huh? You should try it sometime. Might loosen you up a little bit.

[She says, leering all over.]

[glowsferatu]

[ She grimaces, wide and fanged. ]

Yeah, that isn't happening. I'll stick to blood, thanks.

[ Though really, does a vampire have any room to judge a succubus? Well, considering she has no reservations with judging other vampires, she feels pretty confident that she has plenty. ]

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[huntergames]

[ Whatever is going on with imPorts is only confusing Sasha. Seeing Megan the way she is also disconcerting. ]

Megan...?

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[lunaraneae]

Whoa, kiddo. Is this some kind of goth thing?

[pixiestyx]

Suit yourself. [Megan shrugs, the motion a little too calculated to be truly careless.] Shame, you look like you'd be good at it.

[pixiestyx]

Yeah? Says who? It's us or them, Santo, you know that.

[pixiestyx]

[Megan's grin only broadens when she recognizes her. This human can stay, she's cool.]

Oh, hey. Sasha, right? You taking me up on it?

[pixiestyx]

[Eeeeeyeroll.]

Why, is that your thing?

[rocksforbrains]

Not any more. It doesn't have to be that way in this world.

[He's been spending all day dancing around telling her that she's not even real, just some kind of weird living dream Megan went through. That's a conversation he wants even less than the flirting and murdering.]

Trust me, okay?