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[pixiestyx]

[Oh hey, on the screen is everybody's favorite(?) bubblegum fairy girl! Er, except she looks quite a bit different. For one thing, she's got bat wings instead of dragonfly, and for another, she's wearing significantly less than usual. For the third, her body language is completely different--she's lounging like she's trying to look as alluring as possible.

She may look like Megan Gwynn on the surface, but otherwise she comes off as a totally different person.]

Hey scrubs!

[She twirls a lock of her hair, smirking.] Not that I don't appreciate the free digs and everything, but what's with the ambiance, huh? How's a girl supposed to get any action in, like, suburbia hellhole? It's so squeaky clean around here I bet you can't even kill a guy. What's there to do here that's fun?

[Her grin widens and she licks her teeth, which should give any viewers a decent impression of her idea of fun.]

Anybody who feels like living it up a little give me a yell, 'kay? Nightmare out.

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[glowsferatu]

[ Kanaya's nose is already wrinkling before she even turns on the camera. "Nightmare" is just about the most embarrassing name she can imagine, if it's that on the nose. Might as well just call oneself "Killdozer" or something. ]

Let me guess, you living it up means someone else will have to live it down, doesn't it?

[ That turn of phrase doesn't work quite as well as she thought, in hindsight. ]

[pixiestyx]

[Wow Kanaya Nightmare is the Perfect name for an edgelord with hallucination powers.

Megan gives her an appraising glance, in turn. First impression: pearl-clutcher. Someone who'd be fun to corrupt.]

Live what down? Not being a total square?

[glowsferatu]

No, I mean, their lives go down as yours supposedly goes up. Because killing a guy is so much fun.

[ Kanaya that is a really convoluted and no one would have gotten it. ]

[pixiestyx]

Well, yeah. Duh? Who cares about some silly humans? Dying is basically what they're for. Serves them right, too.

[glowsferatu]

Oookay! [ Her eyebrows shoot up, and her hands with them. ] I didn't realize we were boarding a nonstop train to crazy town, but I suppose I should have expected it with a...I don't even know what you are. A succubus, I guess?

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[rocksforbrains]

[doop doop in the other room, checking the network seeing if anyone knows anything about reality going crazy and making people turn into old versions of themselves and aw shit he shouldn't have let her out of his sight]

Are you kidd-I hid your communicator for a reason, y'know! How'd you even find it?!

[pixiestyx]

[The most exaggerated scoff in his direction.]

Um, you put it on top of the fridge. I have wings, rockhead? Hello?

[rocksforbrains]

Well! Uh. I thought it was pretty hard to find! I put it behind the cookie jar and everything!

[pixiestyx]

[She leans toward the camera, voice almost a purr.]

Why don't you want me to have a comm, Santo? Want to keep me all to yourself?

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[huntergames]

[ Whatever is going on with imPorts is only confusing Sasha. Seeing Megan the way she is also disconcerting. ]

Megan...?

[pixiestyx]

[Megan's grin only broadens when she recognizes her. This human can stay, she's cool.]

Oh, hey. Sasha, right? You taking me up on it?

[huntergames]

[ She falters, looking at Megan uncertainly. ]

... to do what?

[ The whole "can't kill a guy" bit is pretty terrifying, to be honest. ]

[pixiestyx]

[Oh, Sasha. So innocent.]

Didn't you hear me? To have some fun! Girls night out. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. What do you say?

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[lunaraneae]

Whoa, kiddo. Is this some kind of goth thing?

[pixiestyx]

[Eeeeeyeroll.]

Why, is that your thing?

[lunaraneae]

Nnnnot really. I was more of a science geek/hockey jock.

Seriously though, are you okay?

[pixiestyx]

Uh. Yeah? Why wouldn't I be okay? [Why is everybody here so weird.]

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[fridgeflower]

When did-- Never mind. Okay.


Uh. I'm gonna, like... I guess I'll come over?

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[rocksforbrains]

[Here's a video of Santo rapidly shaking his head no.

He's also mouthing a drawn-out "Noooooo" in case that wasn't clear enough.]

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[fridgeflower]

[ Laurie looks like she's about to mouth an argument back, but wait. Yeah.

She holds up a 'just a second' finger. ]

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[fridgeflower]

I'm not actually down for the hedonism stuff.
I just figured she could use a really long nap.
You know, until this wears off or is otherwise solved.

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[rocksforbrains]

well yeah I'm not STUPID collins I know you're way too low key for all the murdersex stuff

but she is actually for real dangerous and you could get hurt if you come over here

[pixiestyx]

Wow. Hey. Laurie fucking Collins. Been a while since I've seen you. How is it not being dead?

[fridgeflower]

That's not my-- [ Middle name. Right. Oh well. ]

Probably better than actually being dead. But, I mean, that's hard to say.

And you. Lookit you. You... changed your wings? Somehow?

[pixiestyx]

Hmmm.

[She strokes them, idly. (God knows why they look like that, Age of X didn't explain it.)]

I like them better like this, don't you?