glitterateur: sugarplums (it would have been SUCH a deal)
Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
fayzedandconfused: (hall of fame)

[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-04-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen a lot of weird stuff in my life, but this is new.
ursawhiner: And not just remove their essence with your leg meat? (Can we just leave horses alone?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I could say this is new.

[They've seen this double-butted monstrosity before.]
fayzedandconfused: (crush'd)

[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-04-03 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
That is so messed up.
ursawhiner: In riding a horse we borrow freedom. (Elegance. Beauty. Spirit. Fire.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
This actually isn't the most messed up thing about the situation.

[But he can't mention the de-aged grunkles or the flashforward involving his and Mabel's impending death, so....]
fayzedandconfused: (tonight tonight)

[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-04-04 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
So what's the most messed up thing?

[ She highly doubts there can be something more messed up than a horse thing that breathes through its butts. ]
ursawhiner: and it's very hard to focus. (I've got two boom boxes playing Pony)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-06 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... the um.

[He can't mention the de-aged grunkles nor does he want to say that he and Mabel are almost definitely going to die so...]

The dog. We have a dog now.
fayzedandconfused: (skeptics and true believers)

[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-04-09 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh.

[ Something seems off about that answer. ]
ursawhiner: In riding a horse we borrow freedom. (Elegance. Beauty. Spirit. Fire.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-10 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, maybe right now the centaurtaur is weirdest thing happening.
fayzedandconfused: (boys)

[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-04-11 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, for real.