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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
huntergames: (this isn't whole grain)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, it's imaginary?!
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's real. Too real. We're not really sure how it works, though.
huntergames: (you want to put it where mikasa)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Can you un-imagine it? Un-summon?
ursawhiner: to take out troublesome family members, who you gonna call? (When you need an assassin)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
It was a magical dice roll. Don't think you can un-roll it.
huntergames: (it follows)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I... I am sorry, I don't think I understand what is going on anymore...
ursawhiner: (Please deal with this astral infestation)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's one of Ford's powers. He has a die that does different things depending on what's rolled. And one of them is the centaurtaur, I guess.
huntergames: (are you high....)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Who is Ford?

Um... is it safe, at least?
ursawhiner: (This is thought spaghetti.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ford's the one with the glasses. [He gestures behind him to the two 12 year olds still trying to climb back onto the centaurtaur.]

It doesn't seem violent? Mostly it's just been walking around.
huntergames: (how do i children)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ And here she thought he was talking about the car at first. ]

That is... strange.
ursawhiner: What is happening here? (Are you just watching Men in Black?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
What, you mean the thing with no head but two butts just wandering around?
huntergames: (do not want)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Y-You have to admit it's a little strange!
ursawhiner: when people were trying to figure out if marshmallows were witches. (S'mores were invented)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-03 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I was being sarcastic! It's totally weird!
huntergames: (impulse control what have you done)

[personal profile] huntergames 2016-04-03 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Just put it in a forest!