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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
112ounces: (no more fucking song lyrics)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-04-03 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
But the other guy said you created it.

Is there anyway for you to mess with the rules and add a mouth or something to it?
112ounces: (They told me don't go walkin' slow)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-04-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
How is that -

Okay, so. You can't change it. What if you can find a vet and go from there?
112ounces: (They told me don't go walkin' slow)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-04-04 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Is there anyone who is magical and knows how to handle animals? I have no clue.
112ounces: (I have a will for survival)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-04-04 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...I mean. I like to help? But I don't have a clue about magic. Or being a vet. Sorry.
112ounces: (Lo it was so true)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-04-05 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's gotta be a last resort, I think.
112ounces: (no more fucking song lyrics)

[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-04-07 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ As someone who has a condition where putting him down before he dies and turns into a zombie, Carl has certain opinions on helping those to pass on peacefully.

But no way he's gonna start that conversation when there's a centaur with its own ass as its head. ]


Well, at least you are looking after it.