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[glitterateur]

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.

Comments

[glitterateur]

What if I cover the grass in soy sauce and ketchup and stuff? That way no matter what it'll get nutrients plus it'll stick better.

[rassera]

All the same once it gets inside anyway, I'd say it's convenient!


[And people thought he was an idiot for eating cereal and energy drinks. Losers.]


If you need the packets, I know a place.

[glitterateur]

[Mabel files away "convenience" as an excuse to combine weird gross food in the future.]

...Kaneda do you have a guy who gets you sauce packets?

[rassera]

I sure do.


Me.

I used to eat takeout alllll the time. I know some pretty good spots in Heropa.

[glitterateur]

Ohhh! Yeah, okay, that's perfect! Then we can call our delivery guy and ask him for a favor. How many places have you been to? Have you been to every takeout place in Heropa?

[rassera]

Most of em. There's some parts I haven't scoped out yet, but there's an Udon place Ken told me about...they should have some.

[glitterateur]

What's udon? [That sounds like a thing Nonah 5 has served before but who pays attention to the names of food when you're busy eating.]

[rassera]

Udon?

[How does one explain Udon.]

It's like ramen. You've had ramen, right? But it's got bigger noodles.

[glitterateur]

Ohh! That stuff is great are you seriously telling me there's a place we can get in Heropa?! We could get that delivered instead of pizza!

[rassera]

Yeeeeep.


[Hold on, he's texting you the address.]

If you ever need to get on Ken's good side, they make good Tamagoyaki.

[glitterateur]

[Oh, well if it's for Ken. She will store this information away for future use.]

Got it! Tamagoyaki [She did not pronounce that correctly] for Ken, other non-pizza food for the rest of us!

[rassera]

Haha! Tamagoooyaki.

[He says it slowly, and gently, not to abrasively correct but to guide her.]

Ask for kitsune or tanuki udon. You'll like those.

[glitterateur]

Tamagoooyaki. [It's... it's better. She grins, clearly proud of herself.] Kitsune or tanuki! Gotcha. Thanks, Kaneda!

[rassera]

Anytime.

Tell me which one you like later, though. I'll make it for you.