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[glitterateur]

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.

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[alreadywon]

How would it know which way to go?

[deciphered]

[The centaurtaur gets a long, considering look before Ford finally turns back to the camera and shrugs.]

I think it can just tell. It hasn't run into walls or anything yet. Maybe it's its power.

[Because obviously the abominations he creates have to have superpowers too.]

[alreadywon]

[APPARENTLY] Does it make sounds? [Could it be echo-locating? Something something sensing vibrations in the air?]

[deciphered]

Yeah! It pretty much sounds like a regular horse. You know, if a regular horse didn't have a mouth. [A pause, then another shrug.] Maybe that's its power too.