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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
leonized: ([gentle side eye] done with love)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-04-05 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
And it definitely makes ... horsey noises?
leonized: ([unsure] papercut)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-04-10 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... Uh huh. Well, I'll try to help, I guess.

[Can he really help? He's not sure.]
leonized: ([bite] soy milk)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-04-11 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods slightly.]

That should work.

[He hopes. Why did he volunteer again? What if it didn't?]
leonized: ([up] beings)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-04-11 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
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Yeah, I can't understand it.

Sorry.
leonized: ([listening] beautiful now)

[personal profile] leonized 2016-04-11 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It wasn't making horse noises, though. I doubt that really helps.