glitterateur: sugarplums (it would have been SUCH a deal)
Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
ursawhiner: Treefuckers go home! (Arboreal sex crimes. Stumpin on the reg.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Not officially. But some days are definitely more level 5 than level 2.
rideme: (milk it for all it's worth)

[personal profile] rideme 2016-04-07 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yeah, I get you.

2 is like - war chief throwing goats at the castle wall. 5 is like "go wandering in a place dreams and demons come from and fight some spider shit".
ursawhiner: inside John Goodman. (You could really make a life for youself)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think anything with demons is automatically a 10. Or do you mean you just went to like, another dimension where demons could have been, but they didn't actually show up?
rideme: (I dairy you)

[personal profile] rideme 2016-04-08 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhhh no. There were demons.

There were more demons than there are scars on my a... entire self.
ursawhiner: the cockroach alien in human skin from the first Men In Black movie. (We basically sound like)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-08 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you were definitely at a 10. Maybe more? I've never-- [Had to deal with multiple demons. But that's not true any more.]

Anyways! Things are just really weird right now.
rideme: (milk it for all it's worth)

[personal profile] rideme 2016-04-09 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
More. Definitely more.

[Because he hates demons. So much.]

Yeah. Fair enough.
ursawhiner: Let me show you to the pancreas. We've made a life down there. (Welcome traveler.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-10 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this kind of what it feels like when we're all over at your place? Just the general chaos part.
rideme: (where's my morning moospaper)

[personal profile] rideme 2016-04-11 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
... well, sort of. But the less messy kind of chaos.