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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
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[personal profile] medalsome 2016-04-07 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You kids are so certain of yourselves all the time. [Honestly, he's a little envious.]

Sorry I can't be much help here. I know about horses, real horses, but I can't help with these kind of... fantasy creatures.
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[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-07 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, y'know. It's me and Mabel. [He says it like it's obvious.]

I don't think anyone really knows what to do with a centaurtaur. But thanks anyways.