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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
ursawhiner: I'm gonna make a chair from your bones. (I need your guts heat to keep me warm.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-11 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, really? Sure! [They haven't seen Chad in.... three hours.]

Uh, no mushrooms, though. And Mabel likes pineapple but they make my mouth feel weird. Otherwise, I think any pizza would be awesome.
homerunning: (srsly srs)

[personal profile] homerunning 2016-04-11 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, gotta support the Little Dipper with his ultimate babysitting adventure.]

No mushrooms, got it--they really put pineapple on pizza?
ursawhiner: This is baby law! (I snap my fingers you pull out a tit!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
They do and it's kind of terrible. There's this one called a Hawaiian that's just ham and pineapple on a pizza. Just because pineapples come from Hawaii, that doesn't mean everything with pineapple on it is Hawaiian!
homerunning: (already but no one knows why)

[personal profile] homerunning 2016-04-11 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. Someone's got some opinion on pineapple.]

Well uh--what would you call it? I mean...say you were the god of Pizza and you had to name it.


[This is important.]
ursawhiner: You pay your APR, you get to see a lady in a prison. (Banks are lady zoos!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-11 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If I were the god of Pizza, I wouldn't let people put pineapple on pizzas. Because it's terrible and ruins everything.

[Dipper has so many Opinions on pineapple on pizza.]
homerunning: (WHAAAAT)

[personal profile] homerunning 2016-04-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa, dude, you can't just do that to your sister!

She'd probably be something to make sure you don't go nuts with that power...like...the Goddess of Toppings.
ursawhiner: fast enough for us to ruin them. (They can’t invent good things)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-13 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
She can live without pineapple! And it's not like it's all pineapple. Just the kind that goes on pizza.

[Hawaii is safe.]
homerunning: (Bah)

[personal profile] homerunning 2016-04-14 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well she's the Goddess of Toppings, dude! I don't make the rules!


[He literally is right now.]
ursawhiner: (Fuck it! You get Kangaroo Jack.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-14 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Being the God of Pizza beats being the Goddess of Toppings!

[They're just making shit up now.]
homerunning: (Default)

[personal profile] homerunning 2016-04-14 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
They're both equal, dude! Cheese is a topping, and what's pizza without cheese?