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Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
doubleblind: (Xenon)

[personal profile] doubleblind 2016-04-13 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. We're taking this one step at a time, starting with the least invasive steps.

[She offers the stethoscope to them, seeing who will take it.]

I want you to listen for a heart beat, okay? Tell me if you hear more than one.
ursawhiner: but I see you've loaded up Earth Girls are Easy. (I WAS trying to watch The Pianist)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-13 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipper steps forward and hesitantly listens to the stethoscope.]

It sounds like... um. I think it's trying to neigh. Or scream?
doubleblind: (Glutamine)

[personal profile] doubleblind 2016-04-15 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... I'm not sure that's a good sign? Does it have vocal chords?
doubleblind: (RT-PCR)

[personal profile] doubleblind 2016-04-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be the obvious conclusion. Where do the neighs, uh, come from?
ursawhiner: when people were trying to figure out if marshmallows were witches. (S'mores were invented)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-23 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
The abyss? We don't even know if it's got animal parts in there!