glitterateur: sugarplums (it would have been SUCH a deal)
Mad Mabel Picante Pines ([personal profile] glitterateur) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-04-02 07:19 pm

video

[There’s a lot of noise in the background of this video post. Like, way more noise than usual when Mabel’s face shows up on the network. One could say almost… exactly double the noise?]

Hi! Hey. Important question. I know everybody’s busy with stuff but this is a matter of life and death probably? Through forces beyond our control we have an animal that-- well look!

[The camera pans. Two twelve year old boys (who look suspiciously like tiny versions of the Stans) are riding a magnificent creature around a living room. Dipper watches anxiously, but seems resigned to the situation. He has the look of someone who has walked through the flames of hell and can now withstand anything. The camera stays on the chaos long enough for one of the Stan kids to fall off the… thing. The lower part of the thing. The part you can conceivably ride on.]

It’s a centaurtaur! And we’re not sure how it breathes? Or eats. We have some, um, theories but we can’t test it because we can't reach. So if anyone’s ever had any experience with an animal like this or you’re pretty tall and willing to help us do some research please let us know! Thanks.
ursawhiner: and tell them I'M the covered dish. (I like to wear a trench coat to parties)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-23 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's not-- You know what, never mind! The die is one of Ford's powers. It does different stuff depending on what you roll.
hardcorduroy: (dipper did you even hit puberty)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-04-26 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Iiiii'm guessing it's random and you have absolutely zero idea of who or what will pop out.
ursawhiner: (Please deal with this astral infestation)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2016-04-28 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. We took it away before they could roll it again.
hardcorduroy: (hell no)

[personal profile] hardcorduroy 2016-04-30 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you let them near it in the first place?