013 ♍ VIDEO

[glowsferatu]

[ Kanaya turns on the camera, glancing at a distant point to the side, wearing a great scowl. ]

Have you ever had those days when you've had to empty out your savings to relocate friends whose lives are in active danger?

Well, happy birthday to me.

[ She finally looks at the camera directly, as Ashiah can be seen bumbling across the wall behind her. ] I think it's time to admit I need a new weapon. The Porter recently took the one I've relied upon for years, and this [ She brings her hand up, holding a large knife. ] has proven a feeble replacement. I'd prefer something with more weight and reach, something that can actually deal damage. Motorized, if possible.

So, I'm open to suggestions. If you craft any yourself, sell me on your product. I'm willing to learn something new, but no firearms. They don't agree with my style.

Comments

[superposition]

Why do you need to do damage at that scale in the first place?

[glowsferatu]

because i just had to fight a nine-foot-tall werewolf
if i had the means to end it more quickly i might have been able to mitigate some of the property damage

did you see the memo will graham just opened

[superposition]

[There's a pause of a couple minutes as he goes and watches that. He tends to skip over video posts because they take too long, but... good lord. That does it, sometime this week he's gonna write that script to transcribe and keyword these for him.]

That was all without a chainsaw?

[glowsferatu]

i had plenty of help
from a nine-foot-tall werewolf
the man could be a demolition team all on his own

[superposition]

Right, of course. But you caught him, in the end?

[glowsferatu]

in the end
with assistance i hadnt thought to invite
but i wouldnt have needed to if i were properly armed

or if he hadnt turned out to be a werewolf

[superposition]

That may be true, but "ending it quickly" creates a whole other kind of mess. More than likely it would have ended with you in jail rather than him, for a start.

Look, Kanaya... if you're ever in a bind, you can give me a call, all right? I want you to know that. Most of the time I can be there immediately.

[glowsferatu]

he would have the possibility of resurrection
thats better than his victims have
and it would have made his arrest much simpler
there would be nothing just in arresting me for it

frankly qubit im not entirely confident in what help you could provide for a scenario like this