glowsferatu: glow, rude (pic#5041720)
ᴘsychopomp 💀 ([personal profile] glowsferatu) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-05-15 06:24 pm

013 ♍ VIDEO

[ Kanaya turns on the camera, glancing at a distant point to the side, wearing a great scowl. ]

Have you ever had those days when you've had to empty out your savings to relocate friends whose lives are in active danger?

Well, happy birthday to me.

[ She finally looks at the camera directly, as Ashiah can be seen bumbling across the wall behind her. ] I think it's time to admit I need a new weapon. The Porter recently took the one I've relied upon for years, and this [ She brings her hand up, holding a large knife. ] has proven a feeble replacement. I'd prefer something with more weight and reach, something that can actually deal damage. Motorized, if possible.

So, I'm open to suggestions. If you craft any yourself, sell me on your product. I'm willing to learn something new, but no firearms. They don't agree with my style.
23wishes: (🌸 headtilt)

[personal profile] 23wishes 2016-05-20 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well? Do you feel any better now?

[So they messed up slightly with the cake. They tried, right?]
ichoosefight: (mind if I cut in?)

[personal profile] ichoosefight 2016-05-22 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's the thought that counts, right? Right? ]

If you don't, we can see how you feel after cake.
23wishes: (🌸 soft smile)

[personal profile] 23wishes 2016-05-23 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Go ahead!

[Aerith is polite enough not to say anything about Kanaya potentially drinking blood in front of them. Instead, she'll go get plates and forks for them so it's Steph that can do the cutting and serving.]
ichoosefight: (beyond cool)

[personal profile] ichoosefight 2016-05-24 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
First bite goes to the birthday girl.

[ Steph goes ahead and cuts three slices of the cake, making sure that the first goes to Kanaya.

This is going to be weird for everyone. ]
23wishes: (🌸 plotting)

[personal profile] 23wishes 2016-05-26 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL THIS SURE IS HAPPENING.

And it's not about to stop happening.

Aerith manages to hold a polite smile the whole time, by the strength of all the gods.]


Well?