013 ♍ VIDEO

[glowsferatu]

[ Kanaya turns on the camera, glancing at a distant point to the side, wearing a great scowl. ]

Have you ever had those days when you've had to empty out your savings to relocate friends whose lives are in active danger?

Well, happy birthday to me.

[ She finally looks at the camera directly, as Ashiah can be seen bumbling across the wall behind her. ] I think it's time to admit I need a new weapon. The Porter recently took the one I've relied upon for years, and this [ She brings her hand up, holding a large knife. ] has proven a feeble replacement. I'd prefer something with more weight and reach, something that can actually deal damage. Motorized, if possible.

So, I'm open to suggestions. If you craft any yourself, sell me on your product. I'm willing to learn something new, but no firearms. They don't agree with my style.

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

Losing clothing is worth it for acid.

Really big dogs help.

[glowsferatu]

I have a professional imperative not to lose clothes, and my dog isn't that big.

How would a really big dog help, exactly?

[aggressiveapathy]

People fear that which is bigger than them. Even if it's made of slobber.

[glowsferatu]

I've never feared a dog before. But, I guess that's one thing she'll have going for her. Give her just a few years, she'll dwarf any dog!

[aggressiveapathy]

You're not really normal people.

[glowsferatu]

Then do you fear larger dogs? If we have to measure relative normality.

[aggressiveapathy]

We can test them on other people. Just pick a time.

[glowsferatu]

I don't know that I'd want to put the dogs through that sort of trauma. No one enjoys being feared by those they don't hate.

[aggressiveapathy]

Don't project on the puppies.

[glowsferatu]

At that point, I don't think they qualify as puppies any longer.