socialactivillain: (i'm having my doubts)
Hartley Rathaway 🎶 Pied Piper ([personal profile] socialactivillain) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-02 09:43 pm

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[ Video switches on to show a man with a ginger ponytail in a hideous green v-neck frowning deeply and looking incredibly disappointed and/or frustrated, sitting on a park bench as dusk settles in.]

Okay, I've been here for less than a day, so would someone mind explaining to me how it is that the United States government can allocate all these funds to keep us imPorts in nicely furnished, comfortable homes in several cities, and expect native businesses and companies to provide us with paid employment, yet its own citizens are still facing what seem like absurd rates of homelessness? Like I said, I only just arrived, but it didn't take me long to find people who have lost their jobs and homes to make way for the growing imPort population.

[ Someone spent his whole first day in Heropa in a park, befriending homeless people. Continuing on, he sighs heavily, as though this is personally wronging and inconveniencing him, not people he doesn't even know. ]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying we're to blame for this. After all, it's not as though it's our fault some unstable technology yanked us from our worlds and lives. Of course this world's government would have to provide for us until we can return home. But every single one of us has the responsibility to give back.

So, what are you doing to help? I'll be taking donations to start up a charity for natives displaced by our presence, if you can't come up with anything on your own.
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[personal profile] tardily 2016-06-10 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
How would you put it?

[ He's actually curious for once. God it's so weird talking to Hartley normally.

It's always weird. ]
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[personal profile] tardily 2016-06-13 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
You mean like when he's staying on your couch and he won't get off?

[ He's not quite as fond, but he's not exactly angry or anything when he says that. ]
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[personal profile] tardily 2016-06-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't even hate-watch in my case. I mean it's reality TV so maybe that's the difference, but if I happen to be near he just gives me that look of "pay attention to me".

[ A beat. ] It's almost like he's a dog.
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[personal profile] tardily 2016-06-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
No— well I mean he might watch that but I'm talking about Toddlers and Tiaras and My Strange Addiction.

Oh I know he'll destroy everything in a fit of boredom. I may have made that mistake once already.
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[personal profile] tardily 2016-06-29 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you can take a guess.

Oh, nothing serious. Nothing I couldn't clean up at least.