socialactivillain: (i'm having my doubts)
Hartley Rathaway 🎶 Pied Piper ([personal profile] socialactivillain) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-06-02 09:43 pm

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[ Video switches on to show a man with a ginger ponytail in a hideous green v-neck frowning deeply and looking incredibly disappointed and/or frustrated, sitting on a park bench as dusk settles in.]

Okay, I've been here for less than a day, so would someone mind explaining to me how it is that the United States government can allocate all these funds to keep us imPorts in nicely furnished, comfortable homes in several cities, and expect native businesses and companies to provide us with paid employment, yet its own citizens are still facing what seem like absurd rates of homelessness? Like I said, I only just arrived, but it didn't take me long to find people who have lost their jobs and homes to make way for the growing imPort population.

[ Someone spent his whole first day in Heropa in a park, befriending homeless people. Continuing on, he sighs heavily, as though this is personally wronging and inconveniencing him, not people he doesn't even know. ]

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying we're to blame for this. After all, it's not as though it's our fault some unstable technology yanked us from our worlds and lives. Of course this world's government would have to provide for us until we can return home. But every single one of us has the responsibility to give back.

So, what are you doing to help? I'll be taking donations to start up a charity for natives displaced by our presence, if you can't come up with anything on your own.
airshow: (Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-06-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ THAT IS THE JOKE ]

Also I got a hug.
airshow: (We convinced him to snort an altoid.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-06-12 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
None of this is any fun if I have to ask.
airshow: (Just bring some lube and a slingshot.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-06-12 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ See, now Piper's gone and made it weird. Or maybe he's the one who made it weird. Whatever. James rolls his eyes, casually unaffected, and finishes off his drink. ]

They can't possibly be that good.
airshow: (You're just mad because I have donuts.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-06-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Your loss. I know where to get my supply now, at least.