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[alcheregis]

Good guanines, that's quite a trick the Porter manages to pull, isn't it?

Although I suppose it doesn't think it's being very naughty, but sending people away like as does, that's just rude. I'm someone who thinks that inanimate things can act rudely, that such things aren't just limited to people-- after all, people can be rude without knowing it, so isn't that the same thing?

How odd, but I don't remember being away...

[ She utters a bit of a laugh, but then shakes the idea away with a flick of red hair. No sense dwelling on that, after all. ]

In any case, it seems you'll be having me again, dearhearts! Did you miss me? (And if you did not, this would be the time to practice the concept of saying only kindly things or nothing at all.)

Being treated as new once again is quite the spoiling treat, though. A new job and a new place to live... well, Heropa was sunny, but I'm certain Nonah must have its charms as well! What, precisely, is a 'shock jock'?

[ Then Haen's expression becomes a little less silly, and a bit more urgent. ]

I am sorry though, for going away without notice. Is everyone all right? Please let me know that you are...

[ Where are her lovely people? ]

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[alcheregis]

Tsk! What kind of trouble have you been getting up to while I was away?

A little bewildered by all the fuss they're making about getting me "settled" once again! I asked about my old job and housing, but they're so insistent about setting me up with new things. Good guanines, it's like I'm a stranger all over again.

[dendarii]

Pissing off literal Satan. Didn't go well.

... No access to your old living quarters at all?

[alcheregis]

That's a worrisome hobby, I think! Have you tried scrapbooking?

Well, I suppose I could go knock on the door, but they've asked me to live in Nonah now, and the new job is here as well.

[dendarii]

I can't say that I have, no.

What sort of new job?

[alcheregis]

Come to think of it, neither have I.

Working for a radio show! Although I'm not entirely sure what "shock jock" qualifies for as a job title.

[dendarii]

... Er. That sounds mildly alarming.

[alcheregis]

Doesn't it, though! I suppose there are a number of exciting things one can do with electricity, but those don't really lend themselves to an audio-only venue.

[dendarii]

And the person you're using them on might object substantially.

[alcheregis]

[ she winks ]

I think that'd depend on their preferences!

[dendarii]

... In that case you'd have a very different show.

[alcheregis]

Does that mean you'll come be one of my guest stars?

[dendarii]

Alas. I'm very thoroughly taken now. And my partners would object.

[alcheregis]

Your partners don't approve of radio shows?

[ Except was that not... what they were talking about? WHO KNOWS. ]

How sad! But you know where to find me if you change your mind. Or rather, I suppose to don't yet, because they haven't given me the studio address, so for now you can just find me in the normal places.

[dendarii]

[ Miles snorts with amusement. ]

Where are the normal places then? You said you'd moved.

[alcheregis]

Let's see... it says Nonah #002! I spent a little bit of time there for an assignment by my last employer, but I'm afraid I don't know my way around all that well yet. Still, exploring and shopping go hand in hand, unless one's hands are full of shopping bags, and then it's more of a side by side excursion with a stop for iced tea part of the way.

[dendarii]

I'd be happy to accompany you sometime, then. Once my legs are a little more healed.

[alcheregis]

[ That stops her short, because she hadn't realized he was injured to that degree. ]

Do you want me to give you a little hand with it, dear? Just what sort of devils are you getting on the bad side of?

[dendarii]

The only one that's here. That I know of.

... Is it a permanent sort of healing? Your demonstration was lovely, but ...

[ A healing spell that wears off after three days doesn't help him much. ]

[alcheregis]

[ Well, at least that will make tracking him down that much easier... ]

I'll just turn your body's healing factor up a few notches, that's all. That part will wear off, yes, but the healing will be done by that point-- you're not going to unheal.

[dendarii]

[ Oh god Haen don't get revenge on Lucifer. Miles just got done ending the conflict on both sides. ]

That - that would be incredible. Are there side effects?

[ Not that that's going to stop him. ]

[alcheregis]

Yes, a most grievous side effect... you see, you'll owe me a delicious coffee once you're feeling better!

[dendarii]

I think I can live with that one. Repeatedly, in fact.

[alcheregis]

Are you still at the same address? I can come over soon.

[dendarii]

Er ... No, actually. I'm temporarily at a farm out in the countryside, and we'll be moving elsewhere from there.

But I can meet you there readily enough. I'll just be a bit wet.

[alcheregis]

I... pardon? Why would you be wet?