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[nomorepantiesplz]

[The video starts by showing a tired young man, sitting in a rather plain bedroom. His hair's a little messed up, and he's still wearing the clothes he arrived in, a blue coat draped over his usual red suit.]

I should be trying to sleep, but I don't think I can. Not after everything that's happened today. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

I'm Apollo Justice, and... I don't want to be here. There's not much else I can say about it. I was in the middle of an important investigation, and being kidnapped to- to wherever this is, and given weird powers by a bunch of military guys, wasn't exactly on my agenda! I'd just like to thank whoever had this bright idea, or whatever cosmic force decided it'd be funny to keep me from finding out the truth-!

[He squeezes his eyes shut and takes a deep breath, sounding a little calmer when he continues,] ... Okay. I'm fine. Tomorrow, I'll try to get my bearings and find out more about this place. It's not like I have much of a choice.

Comments

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[nomorepantiesplz]

A thief of truth? That... doesn't exactly sound like a good thing.

What's a Yata-grr-aso supposed to be?

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[yatagarasu]

It is if the thief seeks justice and the revelation of the truths criminals try to sweep under the rug! The Yatagarasu is the legendary three-legged crow who sheds light upon the world!

[video]

[nomorepantiesplz]

Calling yourself a thief still implies that you're doing something illegal. But... if you're really doing it to find the truth, I guess it can't be all that bad.

[video]

[yatagarasu]

[Kay rolls her eyes.]

Geez, would it hurt to be a bit more open-minded? We're living in a more liberal era nowadays!

[video]

[nomorepantiesplz]

Liberal is not a word I would use to describe the law, ever.

[video]

[yatagarasu]

Tell that to the bad guys who actually use the law to their advantage.

[video]

[nomorepantiesplz]

Is that who you target? The ones that abuse the system?

[video]

[yatagarasu]

You could say they're "above the law". So yeah. But I help out as much as possible, even if the bad guys haven't reached that level.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

Well... I can't say I entirely agree with the whole 'thief' thing, but it looks like your heart is in the right place. I've seen enough to know that the law isn't always set up for dealing with that kind of corruption.

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[yatagarasu]

You said it.

Anyway, I'm the Yatagarasu and all, but you can call me Kay. Kay Faraday, at your service, Mr. Justice!