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[nomorepantiesplz]

[The video starts by showing a tired young man, sitting in a rather plain bedroom. His hair's a little messed up, and he's still wearing the clothes he arrived in, a blue coat draped over his usual red suit.]

I should be trying to sleep, but I don't think I can. Not after everything that's happened today. I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

I'm Apollo Justice, and... I don't want to be here. There's not much else I can say about it. I was in the middle of an important investigation, and being kidnapped to- to wherever this is, and given weird powers by a bunch of military guys, wasn't exactly on my agenda! I'd just like to thank whoever had this bright idea, or whatever cosmic force decided it'd be funny to keep me from finding out the truth-!

[He squeezes his eyes shut and takes a deep breath, sounding a little calmer when he continues,] ... Okay. I'm fine. Tomorrow, I'll try to get my bearings and find out more about this place. It's not like I have much of a choice.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

That's not reassuring in the slightest. Do you know if there's any reason for that?

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[boobwindow]

The Porter's... malfunctioning. They used to have it under control, but back in January the Porter from another universe synced up with it and now it's pulling anyone in at random.

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[nomorepantiesplz]

And now it's- hold on, let me check the date. ... June. So it must not be an easy fix, and it's just spitting people out in the meantime? What a mess.

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[boobwindow]

I'm not sure if they can turn it off of if they want to. There's a lot of talk going around.