video;

[unenchantment]

[Here's a small boy. He is blinking, confused, into the camera. He looks remarkably like a one Billy Kaplan, but tiny.]

Zeyde, wo bist du-

[There's a pause.]

I think I'm lost. I shouldn't have left, hello? Hello? Can you see me?

I'm looking for my grandfather. Or my brother? Or-

I lost Matthew.

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action;

[brushoff]

In that case, why don't you explain to me why it isn't simple? After all, I've got no idea how magic works.

[ tell Dorian why you're a fucking liar, Billy ]

action;

[unenchantment]

It might do worse things.

[That sounds unhappy. Upset.]

action;

[brushoff]

But it also might do better.

[ That's Dorian trying to be coaxing, trying to be refreshing, don't mind him here. ]

action;

[unenchantment]

I don't think so.

[Wedging wedging wedging.]

action;

[brushoff]

I doubt it. You're capable of great things, you know. [ like bringing toilets to life, nbd ] I'm certain you could fix this if you wanted to.

action;

[unenchantment]

It's not smart.

action;

[brushoff]

On the contrary, I think that it's very smart. There's no harm in trying, after all.

action;

[unenchantment]

Why do you want me to do this?

action;

[brushoff]

Because it's a nice thing to do?

[ and because it's inconveniencing Dorian ]

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[unenchantment]

No.

action;

[brushoff]

Of course it's a nice thing to do, some people here are majorly inconvenienced.

action;

[unenchantment]

You're not thinking of people! You're thinking of you!

[Wow. Pegged by an 8 year old.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ Urgh, fuck you eight year old. ]

If you simply can't do it, then all you have to say is 'I'm terribly sorry Dorian, my tiny little child magic isn't going to be any use.'

action;

[unenchantment]

"My tiny little child magic isn't going to be any use!!!!"

[Yelled, magnified by the tube. And also a little by magic.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ Dorian just rolls his eyes as he scoffs at Billy ]

Hell, you're probably the one who caused it in the first place.

action;

[unenchantment]

[A bolt of blue lightning, not very strong but definitely enough to sting, barrels down the slide at Dorian.]

action;

[brushoff]

[ As the lightning stings him, Dorian wines like a little bitch. ] What was that for?

action;

[unenchantment]

You're not very nice!

action;

[brushoff]

[ Well that's rude. Dorian bristles slightly, frowning as he takes a sulky bite out of his sandwich. ]

I'm trying to be nice, though. [ and that counts, right? Right ]

action;

[unenchantment]

[There's silence]

Are you?

action;

[brushoff]

Of course I am.

[ no he is not ]

action;

[unenchantment]

I don't....think I believe you.

action;

[brushoff]

And why not? I'm perfectly trustworthy, you know.

[ LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH ]

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[unenchantment]

Those are just words.

[Liars lie, man.]

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[brushoff]

Then judge me by my actions.

[ would an untrustworthy person give you food??? Huh, tiny Billy??? ]