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maskormenace2016-08-03 10:14 pm
wizzardly) wrote in maskormenace2016-08-03 10:14 pm
Entry tags:
- fuu hououji | zephyr,
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † darlene | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james patrick march | the master,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † ken kaneki | one eyed king,
- † klarion bleak | n/a,
- † leonard snart | captain cold,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † mark vorkosigan | peter michael kane,
- † mr. gold | rumpelstiltskin,
- † richard gansey | raven king,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sally mckenna | hypodermic sally,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † sunset shimmer | n/a
video; open to action for Hotel Castile residents
This - !
[is an angry wizard, actually, in a lovely little hotel room. A wizard who is only on his second glass of wine. But he seems to be referencing the movie he's waving angrily at his communicator.
It's "The Wizard of Oz".]
- This is terrible! An absolute mockery, is what it is! I've had so many people bringing this up, and I think to watch it for myself, and I find - I find - right, so, the wizard is a fake. Let's address that first of all, shall we? They all go on this big quest to get to the wizard, and he's fake, but how did the people not realize that in the first place, that's what I want to know.
He doesn't even have a pointy hat.
[Rincewind waves a hand.]
It's all a bad message, is what it is! Making wizards look bad! And look, the whole thing about witches being green - I mean honestly, witches are scary enough on their own without all that. That's obviously added. And the flying monkeys -
[he shudders. Never mind, not addressing those. Those were terrifying.]
But I've certainly never heard anything about them melting with a bit of water. Even trained hydrophobes don't do that. Bloody ridiculous.
The whole thing is ridiculous, is what I'm really getting at. We're supposed to believe a scarecrow which can talk and walk about is brainless? Or what about it trying to get everyone to buy that the strange man with ribbons in his hair is "a lion"? And ignoring that whole bit about how this Dorothy person could have just clicked her heels the whole time, enchanted shoes aren't what they're cracked up to be in the first place, the University can tell you. Half of her would have probably been teleported back to Kansas faster than the other half, and that would have certainly been a bloody mess. Very gruesome.
Anyway, it was hideous and I don't understand why so many of you reference it in the first place.
[two thumbs down, says newly self-appointed movie critic Rincewind; only one and a half poorly-sequined stars.]
[is an angry wizard, actually, in a lovely little hotel room. A wizard who is only on his second glass of wine. But he seems to be referencing the movie he's waving angrily at his communicator.
It's "The Wizard of Oz".]
- This is terrible! An absolute mockery, is what it is! I've had so many people bringing this up, and I think to watch it for myself, and I find - I find - right, so, the wizard is a fake. Let's address that first of all, shall we? They all go on this big quest to get to the wizard, and he's fake, but how did the people not realize that in the first place, that's what I want to know.
He doesn't even have a pointy hat.
[Rincewind waves a hand.]
It's all a bad message, is what it is! Making wizards look bad! And look, the whole thing about witches being green - I mean honestly, witches are scary enough on their own without all that. That's obviously added. And the flying monkeys -
[he shudders. Never mind, not addressing those. Those were terrifying.]
But I've certainly never heard anything about them melting with a bit of water. Even trained hydrophobes don't do that. Bloody ridiculous.
The whole thing is ridiculous, is what I'm really getting at. We're supposed to believe a scarecrow which can talk and walk about is brainless? Or what about it trying to get everyone to buy that the strange man with ribbons in his hair is "a lion"? And ignoring that whole bit about how this Dorothy person could have just clicked her heels the whole time, enchanted shoes aren't what they're cracked up to be in the first place, the University can tell you. Half of her would have probably been teleported back to Kansas faster than the other half, and that would have certainly been a bloody mess. Very gruesome.
Anyway, it was hideous and I don't understand why so many of you reference it in the first place.
[two thumbs down, says newly self-appointed movie critic Rincewind; only one and a half poorly-sequined stars.]
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[but he'll drop it. At least he tried.]
Is he actually? I couldn't help but notice his somewhat fickle attention span.
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[ Although he supposes they both get eaten. It was terrible imagery anyway. ]
He's young. He's able to lend himself to tasks when it suits me; that's all I really ask. He'll mellow out when he has a century or so on him.
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[but more importantly, where in the world has Lucifer been keeping monstrous hell beasts, and what does Rincewind need to do to ensure he never has to meet Lucifer's prized pooches?
(He'll have to ask Mark about them when he can.)]
But so is that - another of your bloody terrifying powers? You can summon dogs from hell when you feel like having company?
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My hounds are loyal, obedient, maneating, and completely invisible.
[ And he's not admitting that there are only three of them. ]
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Rincewind sags.]
Just for the record, I'd make very poor kibble. Too skinny, hardly any nutrients at all. They'd be hungry again in an hour.
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