O3 👶 TEXT; (cw mention of porn, vd, animal abuse)

[pillz]

to the fuckup / tryhard who broke in2 my house

im gonna fuckin nut u ;(

& ur little dog too.

ps the one wit just twinks had herpes on it

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voice.

[magnitudes]

Hey, Kav. Maybe a little heavy handed, yeah?

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[pillz]

wat the fuck r u talkin about
did u see what eh did

[>:{

whose side are you on]

text; id: Ted Kord

[deadkord]

Not that I condone breaking into people's houses to steal their porn, but you do know herpes can't live outside a host, right?

lights a single candle for your keyboard/computer X(

[pillz]

man
tehre is somethin wrong w u
cn u stop choppin the nuts off my death threats in public

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[earnedmystripes]

[Why is this the youth he has chosen to mentor. What is his life.]

have you considered, i dont know, making a police report about the break in instead of making vague network threats to people and their dogs

[pillz]

if u were my real jedim aster u would b offering 2 put a lightsaber in ihs eyehole 4 me

[make better choices, kotetsu!!]

[hostage]

That was me

Thought you wouldn't mind

[pillz]

fuck u kittentits
but mayb 4 my birthday?

[instars]

Someone broke into your house?

[pillz]

yeh
some powers & shit.
pretty sweet powers
not goign to save his ass

[aglonby]

feels not fun right to have someone invade your space?

[pillz]

if u want me 2 touch u in ur secert places, u just have 2 ask, sweetheart

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[rathercommon]

Oh, that's rotten. What did they take?

[pillz]

nos hit!

[finally someone who understands. >:{]

nothign
boxer sn iffer i guess

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[brushoff]

They're probably the same shitheels who fucked up my car a while back. Some people just have no sense of decency.

[ ...says Dorian Gray to Joseph Kavinsky ]

fjlgs i need to pm you about the rest of wedding gift stuff assuming that happened

[pillz]

[yeah this is a dubious combination of opinions for sure.]

wut
what did tehy do 2 ur baby car
my heart breaks 4 u man

[mirrordarkly]

How are you sure it's an imPort?

[pillz]

i saw his stupid old mfn face
also
u think the lil mundanes would have teh gonads?
legit question
i would b impressed by said mundanes

[aberth]

Are you sure it wasn't just you?
You're not exactly checked in all the time.

[ Why is Adam poking the drugged-up bear? Who knows. Maybe he's just cranky. ]

[pillz]

yes, u cheeky shit
when oyu dont live in a trailer there r ways & means of checkin this shit out

[bear lays in puddle of honey and swipes an irritable paw.]

mayb next tiem i hire u to grow a magic forest round my digs

[slightlyoffchilt]

There is a surprising number of doubters responding to you. Are we now a community that plays skeptic to the victims of criminal activity?

[pillz]

yeah this network post is full fo bags of asshoels pretending 2 be citizens

[or it has something to do with the fact he's a bag of assholes himself. but we appreciate this stance.]

but itll b ok. u gotta know how to watch ur own 6 u know wat im sayin

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[textualhealing]

They steal anything good?

[pillz]

no
tocuhed a bunch of my shit & peaced out

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[quaerit]

Yes, because historically you have been so respectful when it comes to other people's property

[ aka, you broke into Monmouth so stop being the pot that calls the kettle black, Joseph. ]

[pillz]

[pot toots irritably.]

whoa whoa
hey man
i took the lively fistign like a champ
if ure dog had wanted 2 > nut me
idv taken that too ;(

[airshow]

Now I might be out of touch with the kids today, but if "nutting" means what I think it means, doing it to dogs is frowned upon. Socially.

[pillz]

u r out of touch with th kids today
do u have a dog
i wouldn't get 2 worried maam
i got no interest n that

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[failureisntachoice]

Is this your attempt to sound threatening? Because I don't think you're having the effect you want.

[pillz]

it's ok babe
surprize escalation is the fire taht keeps me warm @ night
but if ure offerin death threat lessons
i got good relationships with all my teachers