Voice

[pandorasboombox]

[A young voice comes over the comm. Every once in a while, tools being used and dropped can be heard in the background of her garage/workshop]

‘Sup playas? Tina is in the diiiiiimension, son. And. I. Am. Bored. Whadda ya’ll do to keep the tick tocking going by? Zero bandits, not even psychos. Even motherfriggin skags? Zippo. Got nothing to practice my skills on! So, here’s the DL. I need some targets, and I bet some of yas need some bombs. Or...whatevers. Gimme a good practice space and I will blow your miiiiiiind. Good deal? Great deal!

So hit me up, suckas.

[Her voice goes up into a sing-song tone for the next bit]

Limited time of-fer.

Comments

Private Voice

[dirtyredneck]

[The girl on the other end did not sound all that old. Maybe in her teens. Assuming it wasn't a woman with one of them voices that sounded ages younger. He'd met a few. And she was talking about getting weapons. So likely chances were she was older than she sounded, right?]

What kind of practice you looking for? Movin'? Stationary?

[He didn't exactly have a practice yard himself, but he knew where a couple were. And access to more weapons for stockpiling was worth looking into.]

perma this

[pandorasboombox]

Yes.

[ The grin is pretty much audible. ]

[dirtyredneck]

What you lookin' to shoot? Places I can name got different rules.

[pandorasboombox]

Whaaat? Rules? C'mon, friendo. We need a private locale.

[resipiscent]

['Psychos'... has a familiar ring to it. And he wants to ask about that. And about 'targets'. (For shooting, maybe?) But then...]

What's a skag?

[Sounds like it could be the name of a Heartless, though he doubts it actually is one.]

[pandorasboombox]

Skag's a skag. Big teeth, acid. Or fire. Or, uh, other stuff. Like turning peeps into poop piles.

Real nice critters for testin' out the newest toys.

[resipiscent]

Ah.

[So, might as well be Heartless.]

Pests, then.

[pandorasboombox]

[Can't see it, but there's the sound of her snapping her fingers (and then silently giving a thumbs up) in agreement]

Raging murdering ones! Got some in this place we could mess up, kid?

voice

[hooffaceturn]

[hhhHHHHH]

Just...do this where no innocent bystanders will get hurt.

[pandorasboombox]

....like, the bunnies and shit?

[hooffaceturn]

Animals and people too.

[pandorasboombox]

How d'ya pick out the innocent ones?

[penthesileia]

Are you seriously looking to "practice" by using bombs on people?

[pandorasboombox]

Some people?

[penthesileia]

I'm not sure which part of that is more horrifying. You can't just throw bombs at people! That's extremely dangerous.

[pandorasboombox]

That's the whole why peeps need 'em, girl.

voice

[airshow]

So kids do still have wholesome hobbies these days!

[pandorasboombox]

It's a way of living! Or, uh, dying? For the other side, hehe.

Signin' up?

[airshow]

I'm considering potential local options. What kinda targets are you looking for?

Video;

[mirrordarkly]

Have you watched any game shows? I enjoy those.

[if she really needs to keep those clock hands going. (The Price Is Right is a favorite, but the nightmare can settle for Wheel of Fortune on a dull day.)]

What are your skills?

[pandorasboombox]

[ She'd just been doing voice so she could work, but if there's gonna be a face she can match. Welcome to a view of a girl in a garage. Her more disturbing creations are out of view at the moment. ]

It's not a real game if there's no risks. Losers just leave, son. What's with that? Worst crit fail eeeeever.

And weren't you listenin'? Weapons.

[mirrordarkly]

Crushed dreams.

[it's enough for him.

He tilts his head at the sight of Tina, curious. She had sounded young, yes - but not that young. Interesting.]

You mentioned bombs. Can you make others?

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ Where does the porter find these children. ]

Do you need help finding large open spaces, kid? [ And maybe adult supervision. ]

[pandorasboombox]

Bingo! Spaces with items that need re-configuring. With bombs, I mean. Blowin' 'em up.

[failureisntachoice]

I've got space, but you'd have to help collect the crap to blow up. Where are you getting these bombs?