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[alcheregis]

[ As part of her job for the Radio Show "Opinion Noted", Haen is determined to live up to the assigned title of Shock Jock for them. Thus, imPorts can tune in to her weekly segment and listen to her serve up some sass about whatever's going down in the imPort community. Most of her focus are on things that come up in the Majority Reports, but Haen will happily take topics suggested by other imPorts, especially if they're contentious in nature! ]

Hello my dears, welcome to a fresh new edition of Opinions Noted! For those of you who haven't tuned in before, my name is Haen Hithiel and I'll be your host on this fun little trip.

For those of you who like to play in the scrolling ticker sandbox, I do hope you haven't tied any StarkTech stocks to your ankles if you happen to live near water, because it looks like it will be dragging you down, down, down! I mean, what can you really expect from a creator who's all glitz and chrome without a solid framework? I hear that same sort of 'quick flash in the pan' problem tends to plague a certain founder's personal stamina as well, if you know what I mean~

Speaking of those clinging a little too comfortably with the technological side of things, it seems a certain physician needs a mechanical type of stimulation, judging by the cipher play-by-play that's been happening lately. I'm sensing a lucrative opportunity in specialized automatons for those who just can't get their satisfaction elsewhere. Don't worry dear, I'm only judging a little.

I have to say, this heat wave's been good for the beach, but not so great for the beach bodies lately. I know you're all on vacation, but there's no reason to let yourself go. Coming up after the commercial break, I've got a steamy list of the best and worst imPorts this month who've been spotted baring all... or simply being publicly unbearable!

Phone lines are open, don't be shy!

Comments

voice;

[helpline]

[ there's a very confused paaaaaaaause before ]

It's pretty rude that you're talking about Doctor Gottlieb like that.

[ Haen had her point and the Doctor just STRAIGHT UP MISSED IT. ]

[alcheregis]

Are you certain that's whom I was talking about?

[helpline]

Course I'm certain! Who else would it be?

[alcheregis]

Well, there's quite a few people here who go by "Doctor", aren't there?

[helpline]

Well yeah, but there aren't that many who go by "Doctor" and regularly do the cipher play-by-play.

( voice )

[drizzle]

[What is this? She has never heard of this being a thing before. There will be confusion all around about all this now.]

I don't really get this. Has this always been around? This whole....opinions thing...?

Re: ( voice )

[alcheregis]

The radio show? It's been airing for a few years, I believe! I'm just coming on as one of the new hosts, however.

Re: ( voice )

[drizzle]

I didn't know. I guess I should start paying more attention. I like the energy you're giving to this show, even if I barely understood most of the information you just gave except for the last part. Have you been going to the beach a lot to have a list of the best and worst of..... [Um, give her a second to remember what she called it as. There were puns, weren't there?] whatever it is you're rating...I think I may have heard you made mention of a bear.

Re: ( voice )

[alcheregis]

Why thank you, dear! I like bringing a little spring in the step to things that are dull, it's just such a rewarding undertaking.

I find I'm quite enjoying the beach, to be honest! Never saw one at home, but a dear friend of mine here taught me to swim, so I've been indulging.

Re: ( voice )

[drizzle]

I bet it is. You seem to have a talent for it.

You haven't? That's too bad. You definitely seem like someone who would enjoy it a lot. I'm glad you've been able to experience it here though. Where are you from back in your world?

voice

[musclemothers]

Yes, hello! Go back to the StarkTech bit. What's going on there?

All the juicy details, if you will.

voice

[liverletdie]

You could just ask.

voice

[musclemothers]

What does it look like I'm doing? But by all means, use your own words to describe your happy little situation.

voice

[liverletdie]

Occasionally, visionaries create things that aren't understood by the people that use them.

It's alright, they'll thank me for it later.

Re: voice

[alcheregis]

I do enjoy some juicy details, dear! I'm just saying that there's always a high point someone can hit, and there's two options: plateau, or freefall!

voice

[musclemothers]

Yes, and freefall is what's happening here! Surely there's got to be, oh, I don't know... some sort of controversy, a faulty product placement, something to explain it. That sort of thing doesn't just happen overnight!

[C'MON, GIVE HIM DIRT]

Re: voice

[alcheregis]

And you can't discount public perception, either! Mr Stark doesn't seem like the most charitable imPort with his works, now that I think about it. You'd think someone with as much money as he claims to have, could afford a PR consult now and again...

Video

[liverletdie]

If you were any less wrong, I'd actually be insulted, you know.

Re: Video

[alcheregis]

And yet you felt the need to comment!

Video

[liverletdie]

Well, it is my name.

I can't help but perk up in interest -- particularly if you're as pretty as your profile on the website suggests.

I can't let you have the wrong impression.

Re: Video

[alcheregis]

And your reputation, am I correct? But if yours is so sterling, a little whimsy on my account could hardly tarnish it.

[ Haen laughed a little at the compliment (??) if it indeed was one. ]

Pretty is just aesthetics, dear, and I'm all about aesthetics in the right context.

voice;

[baetiful]

[ Well, you can't exactly expect much from a Stark. ]

It seems as though there's a common theme running through all of this.

Re: voice;

[alcheregis]

People respond to patterns, after all!

Plus, I'm determined to make a memorable impression.

[baetiful]

Impossible for you not to do so. I imagine there has not been an individual who has met you in this world and was not charmed.

Perhaps excluding Mr. Stark.

[alcheregis]

Well, I do put more stock in you than in him!

[ look she made a pun, a terrible pun ]