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[magnitudes]

critical question
the shit that will make or break civilisation





what's the defining musical act of the nineties:

spice girls, backstreet boys, tlc or savage garden



supply arguments as necessary

Comments

[magnitudes]

how do you feel about sugar gliders


( sarissa shut up about freaking sugar gliders )

[rathercommon]

All right, I don't know what those are.

psst

[oddbod]

that was not the right answer
brace yourself

[rathercommon]

Oh. Why not?

[oddbod]

[She just sends back this screenshot.]

[rathercommon]

Those are very cute, though.

[magnitudes]

dont act like you dont love it.jpg

I mean for Christ's sake it lives in a STRAWBERRY what's not to love

[oddbod]

that doesn't look like very stable housing
what happens when the strawberry starts to go off?

[magnitudes]

that only happens in exstrawberry circumstances

berry sad

[oddbod]

talk about berry sad
that was the berry saddest pun i've ever heard

[magnitudes]

i thought trying too hard would be fruitless

[oddbod]

nope
no ma'am
i refuse to fall into this
pit

[magnitudes]

yeah fair
puns can get a bit
dated

[oddbod]

it was a grape opportunity
some of yours were even all ripe

[magnitudes]

aw you're a real peach
thanks for that, i was in danger of becoming
meloncholy

[magnitudes]

aw mate

MATE

hang on

ignore Clara


its so happy.jpg

i mean look.jpg

it has a hat.jpg

LOOK.jpg

sugar gliders are perfect for all occasions.jpg

they compliment all patterns.jpg

and also all colours.jpg

[rathercommon]

OH NO
They're so cute

Have you ever met one in person

[magnitudes]

A few, actually. I got to help hand rear a few and help some get over injuries before the place I volunteered at released them back into the wild

They're fucking awesome

[rathercommon]

Oh, good. So you don't need the hook-up I have that would let you hang out with another one.

[magnitudes]

what no
I definitely need to hang out with another one

[rathercommon]

Tell me where and when and I'll send one to you.

[magnitudes]

you didn't know what they were two minutes ago
what are you, some sort of illicit marsupial dealer

[rathercommon]

Who's to say? It's all AWFULLY mysterious isn't it.

[magnitudes]

you aren't though, right?
because that shit's messed up

[rathercommon]

No, I don't traffic marsupials.