003.

[magnitudes]

critical question
the shit that will make or break civilisation





what's the defining musical act of the nineties:

spice girls, backstreet boys, tlc or savage garden



supply arguments as necessary

Comments

[magnitudes]

good i'm glad we're on the same page

LISTEN what do you wnat me to do like
fuck
hum a rock track at you
let's be optimistic and pretend that things aren't totally shit here on the music front for two minutes

i am not local and i have amazing taste
you could say it's really
koalaty

[nastygram]

ok please tell me people actually say koalaty irl in australia


and you didn't just make that shit up and then actually apply it to yourself

[magnitudes]

probably not self respecting australians
the rest of us though, yeah

[nastygram]

don't worry
i got the no self respect thing from your raging spice girls boner

[magnitudes]

excuse me i better roll in some aloe vera
what's it like not knowing joy btw

[nastygram]

idk you tell me, shitty spice

[magnitudes]

*roguishly charming spice

[nastygram]

way too many syllables

[magnitudes]

excessive syllable spice

[nastygram]

dick spice

[magnitudes]

sounds like something you could pick up at an adult shop, honestly

puritanical spice

[nastygram]

i meant it more like YOU'RE being a dick spice
but if you're into that freaky taste kink you go girl


p sure puritans had no spice tho

[magnitudes]

i got it
but it did sound like that, though
and, no
can you imagine how terrible that would be

god i did this to myself
going to blame you though, sorry anon

[nastygram]

dude



please leave me out of your sex life

[magnitudes]

you weren't invited into it
and neither was dick spice

let's change the subject

[nastygram]

back to the spice girls????


noooooo thank you

[magnitudes]

dick spice and the spice girls aren't the only two topics out there

i mean

there's also fiscal responsibility and death by toothpicks

[nastygram]

fiscal responsibility is bullshit

death by toothpicks sounds like you're an 8th grader in a hot topic t shirt



what shitty movies do you like, dick spice?