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[magnitudes]

critical question
the shit that will make or break civilisation





what's the defining musical act of the nineties:

spice girls, backstreet boys, tlc or savage garden



supply arguments as necessary

Comments

[doubleblind]

That's not what I said, dude.

Also, aren't most people before you get to know them? Everyone has bad qualities, but you learn to accept and appreciate them as part of a person, it's part of their charm.

And if it makes you feel better, Sarah came off a lot more abrasive than you did when I first met her.

[magnitudes]

i need to up my game obv
but, wait
so you assume most people are dickheads?
Cosima, I thought better of you.

[doubleblind]

No, I actually assume most people are unique and different and amazingly themselves. We've all just got our own dickhead tendencies too.

[magnitudes]

you're like a bloody hallmark card

[doubleblind]

I'm a scientist.

[magnitudes]

hallmark card with little cartoon periodic table

[doubleblind]

I'm a biologist, Sarissa. What's the point of studying biology if you don't love life and people and nature?

[magnitudes]

meeting attractive intellectuals? Or is chemistry better for that?

[doubleblind]

No way is chemistry better. Biologists all the way, as long as you avoid pre-meds. Don't date pre-meds. It's one of the most important lessons I learned in undergrad.

[magnitudes]

if only i went to college
what a tragedy

what's wrong with premeds

[doubleblind]

Everything? Most of them are just balls of stress and insecurity and no real love for science before they become doctors. They're okay then, I guess.

[magnitudes]

so
morons, basically

[doubleblind]

Exactly. Glad we agree.