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[magnitudes]

critical question
the shit that will make or break civilisation





what's the defining musical act of the nineties:

spice girls, backstreet boys, tlc or savage garden



supply arguments as necessary

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[boobwindow]

And someone broke into the nursery?

[magnitudes]

Eight someones. Storks, actually. Evil ones.

[boobwindow]

I thought storks delivered babies.

[magnitudes]

they have to get them from somewhere first, yeah?

[boobwindow]

Okay, keep going.
I need to know how this ends now.

[magnitudes]

thing is, the babies are a cover for a drug smuggling ring they're running with some pelicans

[boobwindow]

And you all got swept up in that.

[magnitudes]

tragic, yeah? Thankfully some of us turned out all right. I'd say my life of roguery and disaster might have been avoided if not for that cruel twist of fate.

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[boobwindow]

So all of you know each other now? Are you all identical?

[magnitudes]

well, they aren't all as dazzlingly charming as me, sadly for them. physically pretty well identical, yeah.

you might know one of them? Cosima, Sarah, Alison, Rachel? I haven't met em all back home, mind.

[boobwindow]

Seen the names around, though that's about it.
They're ALL here?

[magnitudes]

not all eight of us
them lot I mentioned, though, yeah
sadly you met the best one first, it's all downhill from here

you got any family here?

[boobwindow]

Talk about a family reunion.
I do, but we're [ uh ] distantly related.

[magnitudes]

it was very emotional
everyone cried tears of pure joy at the sight of me
and then about five minutes later they were crying tears of pure frustration

nice, but. it's good to have family about.

[boobwindow]

Yeah... it is. Hadn't seen him in a while, so it is nice.