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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[raw]

I meant that I don't believe you.

[textualhealing]

[What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.]

ugh, voice

[aggressiveapathy]

If the next question's who and where, you're doing it out of order.

[aggressiveapathy]

Look at your life, Dorian. It might be better away from you.

[aggressiveapathy]

fine
i'll stop
in the name of love

[aggressiveapathy]

you do it wrong

[aggressiveapathy]

he is the anti-cupid

[aggressiveapathy]

cool
it makes all our yearly events way more fun
when there's still cherries out there left to pop

[aggressiveapathy]

what does that even mean
candy belongs to halloween

[douchebag]

So what's the right way?

[exceptfebruary]

It is very similar to Valentine's Day. You give candy and sweets to those you love.

[huntergames]

the fat baby that shoots people with arrows?

[brushoff]

Look at your life, April. It's definitely better away from Will.

[ rhymes with schmannable schmecter ]

[wizzardly]

I think you're more likely to cause them to occur simultaneously.

[raw]

My cherry doesn't need popping.

[textualhealing]

I hate you. :[

[hasitsthorns]

well I mean
if you're really sure

[rathercommon]

Laying some lovey-dovey curse on people

[aggressiveapathy]

Earthquakes aren't really romantic. Fires maybe.

[aggressiveapathy]

who made it?
the canadians?

[aggressiveapathy]

clearly your weirdness one is still waiting

[aggressiveapathy]

yes
he is the skinny baby that poops on everyone

[aggressiveapathy]

exciting
usually with theft and intricate plots
maybe fake identities

[aggressiveapathy]

i am not

[aggressiveapathy]

that's not the game