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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

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[wizzardly]

I would think you'd be able to guess that by looking at my life.

[aggressiveapathy]

Well, yeah. They totally always end in pain. So...

Probably?

[wizzardly]

"No". "No" is the answer.

But you still haven't said why you're looking to muck about with love potions.

[aggressiveapathy]

Because of reasons of fate.

[ obvs ]

[wizzardly]

Whose?

[aggressiveapathy]

Ours.

[wizzardly]

Isn't it terrible enough without poking at it? You're only going to antagonize it that way.

[aggressiveapathy]

Just speeding up the inevitable. I wanna break from earthquakes and villain stuff.

[wizzardly]

I think you're more likely to cause them to occur simultaneously.

[aggressiveapathy]

Earthquakes aren't really romantic. Fires maybe.

[wizzardly]

I suppose. If you prefer your romance 'charbroiled'.

[aggressiveapathy]

The price of passion, wizkid.

[wizzardly]

You really need to pick a new nickname, I'm fairly certain I'm older than you are.

[aggressiveapathy]

I count age in good life choices. You're, like, negative 500.

[wizzardly]

What? I make fine choices! It's not usually my fault when things go wrong!

[aggressiveapathy]

And yet. You're still you.