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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

with sex

[douchebag]

Sex I could do. It's the whole rest of the obligations that come with dating that I'd like to avoid. But "hey let's just meet up for sex" never really seems to go over very well.

[aggressiveapathy]

it can if you're good at it

[douchebag]

Never got any complaints. Must just be hitting up the wrong people.

[aggressiveapathy]

that's what you need magical love connections for

[douchebag]

Yeah, all right. If that becomes a thing, sign me up.

[aggressiveapathy]

deal