wendy "UNICORN CRUSHER" corduroy (
hardcorduroy) wrote in
maskormenace2016-09-21 07:24 am
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(the feed opens to wendy adjusting her comm on a table she's set up in a park not far from the lucky cat cafe in heropa. she's grinning when the feed opens, but there's a sense of mischief to it this time around, her chin propped up in her hand.) Sup, hero dudes. I'm Wendy, super strong teenager, normal stuff for around here. But lemme ask you guys something. Who's really using these powers for the right things? Such as...
(she rises from her seat at the table, pulling the comm back to show a sign on the table! one that reads in bright, vibrant marker:
HUMAN JUGGLER
MEANING I JUGGLE HUMANS
OH AND NON-HUMANS TOO
the camera pans back to her, the grin a little brighter on her face as she gives a thumbs up to the camera.) Yeah, I've never actually juggled people before. Or really tested out how strong I am. But no biggie, I'm sure it'll go fine.
(famous last words and she knows it, but she's a teenager, they're pro at bad ideas and she is no exception to this rule.) Oh, you guys probably want a demo or something, huh.
(so she very casually just picks up the table with one hand, raising it up and down like it weighs almost nothing at all.) If you wanna see more impressive feats of teenage strength, just drop by the park near the Lucky Cat Cafe in Heropa.
(she rises from her seat at the table, pulling the comm back to show a sign on the table! one that reads in bright, vibrant marker:
HUMAN JUGGLER
MEANING I JUGGLE HUMANS
OH AND NON-HUMANS TOO
the camera pans back to her, the grin a little brighter on her face as she gives a thumbs up to the camera.) Yeah, I've never actually juggled people before. Or really tested out how strong I am. But no biggie, I'm sure it'll go fine.
(famous last words and she knows it, but she's a teenager, they're pro at bad ideas and she is no exception to this rule.) Oh, you guys probably want a demo or something, huh.
(so she very casually just picks up the table with one hand, raising it up and down like it weighs almost nothing at all.) If you wanna see more impressive feats of teenage strength, just drop by the park near the Lucky Cat Cafe in Heropa.

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You know, set it up nearby for impressed dollars and spare change.
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Sure, you're excused. Bet you can't even do it...
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And how do you recruit volunteers for this particular show?
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I like a thrill as much as the next man, but that does not seem safe.
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Hey, c'mon dude, cut me a little slack. I haven't dropped anyone!
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You never told me this--don't tell me you've been hiding your strongarm abilities this whole time....
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Well I mean...anyone with strength as their superpower can juggle a human.
I've got something a little bigger in mind.
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[He's...amused. Enough that a smile cracks on his lips and he can't help but just beam at her over the feed.]
You can test it out on me.
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[Well, that's not something he expected. He's so used to powers being something you train for. But then again...star line was kind of like that.
He can't help but show a little smile.]
Am I tall enough?
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I just have one very important question: are you charging for this display?
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like the taco stand running out of nachos.) First ride is free. After that, I'm thinking... maybe five bucks a pop.
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The super strength a new toy or were you born with it?
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