wendy "UNICORN CRUSHER" corduroy (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2016-09-21 07:24 am
hardcorduroy) wrote in maskormenace2016-09-21 07:24 am
002; video/action
(the feed opens to wendy adjusting her comm on a table she's set up in a park not far from the lucky cat cafe in heropa. she's grinning when the feed opens, but there's a sense of mischief to it this time around, her chin propped up in her hand.) Sup, hero dudes. I'm Wendy, super strong teenager, normal stuff for around here. But lemme ask you guys something. Who's really using these powers for the right things? Such as...
(she rises from her seat at the table, pulling the comm back to show a sign on the table! one that reads in bright, vibrant marker:
HUMAN JUGGLER
MEANING I JUGGLE HUMANS
OH AND NON-HUMANS TOO
the camera pans back to her, the grin a little brighter on her face as she gives a thumbs up to the camera.) Yeah, I've never actually juggled people before. Or really tested out how strong I am. But no biggie, I'm sure it'll go fine.
(famous last words and she knows it, but she's a teenager, they're pro at bad ideas and she is no exception to this rule.) Oh, you guys probably want a demo or something, huh.
(so she very casually just picks up the table with one hand, raising it up and down like it weighs almost nothing at all.) If you wanna see more impressive feats of teenage strength, just drop by the park near the Lucky Cat Cafe in Heropa.
(she rises from her seat at the table, pulling the comm back to show a sign on the table! one that reads in bright, vibrant marker:
HUMAN JUGGLER
MEANING I JUGGLE HUMANS
OH AND NON-HUMANS TOO
the camera pans back to her, the grin a little brighter on her face as she gives a thumbs up to the camera.) Yeah, I've never actually juggled people before. Or really tested out how strong I am. But no biggie, I'm sure it'll go fine.
(famous last words and she knows it, but she's a teenager, they're pro at bad ideas and she is no exception to this rule.) Oh, you guys probably want a demo or something, huh.
(so she very casually just picks up the table with one hand, raising it up and down like it weighs almost nothing at all.) If you wanna see more impressive feats of teenage strength, just drop by the park near the Lucky Cat Cafe in Heropa.
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[Wait. Shit.]
I don't need 'em, anyway!
[Yeah...yeah no, he's doomed.]
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