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Tᴏɴʏ "ɪʀᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴ" Sᴛᴀʀᴋ ([personal profile] liverletdie) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-23 08:26 pm

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Imports, let's talk about the future.

[ Well well. There he is. He looks a lot different from the man he's been pretending to be, but it's in small, subtle ways. Head held higher, drink in hand, sunglasses propped on his head, the suit's a little looser, disheveled. In the background, there's the sound of a pout, like someone's disappointed he's not gallivanting around, instead taking time on the network. Instead of a clear liquid, like last time -- it's amber, definitely some kind of whiskey. ]

What do you want out of a future? Prosperity? Peace for imports? The ability to go home? That last one isn't really under any of our control, by the way, no matter what anyone says. How about being treated equally? Wouldn't it be nice if we weren't the exception, but instead a part of the norm? When superpowers become normal, when they're something that can come within, suddenly, it's not about where they come from, what their world is like, or what weird things influenced them -- because we're all human, at the end of the day.

But that doesn't mean that humans can't be the best they can be. [ He sits in his seat, and puts his feet up on the desk, crossed at the ankles. He's obviously not recording from a comm, but an internal camera. ]

And I know, I know -- some people are going around, saying that I'm not "myself", but what they don't understand is that I'm doing exactly what I've always done. You know that? I've been a futurist for as long as I can remember -- even before coming here -- and I've worked to build a future that I can be proud of. You know, when people look back, they're not going to look at the people who never made a difference, those among us who are content to just let things slip by, and make no waves. No, they're going to look to the people who changed the world, and if they didn't make the best one, then legacies are stained.

I don't know about you, but I don't want my legacy to go down with a whimper. I'm going to make the future better, whether you like it or not, and oh -- you can hate me, you can hate what I've done all you want, but...

At the end of the day?

I'm being the best person I can be. And so will everyone else. Things are so much easier, so much better if we don't let ourselves be held back by those issues. When we're held back by control, trying to pretend to be just as stupid as everyone else out there, when we're hiding our powers, our genius, what makes us great? We've done nobody any good. I stopped worrying, and it's been...

[ A pause. He breathes. ]

It's like a whole new world opened up before me. I recommend it, you might even like it.
helpline: (doctor disgruntled)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-25 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
No! This isn't hurt feelings Doctor, this is annoyed at the stupid human Doctor!

helpline: (OH MY FUCKING GOD HUMANS)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-25 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
In that case congratulations, you've just announced to the entire Network that not only are you incompetent, but you're purposefully incompetent. Incompetent and proud, that's Tony Stark!

All of your 'blah blah blah equalling the playing field' nonsense doesn't change the fact that you really don't give a damn about anybody other than yourself because there's legitimate criticism as far as the eye can see but nope! The app did what it was intended to do, that's what matters.
helpline: (humans are SO stupid)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-25 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Funny, you haven't either.
helpline: (this is a bit maniacal)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-26 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not yet for me as well.
helpline: (scoff scoff scoff)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno, the speech you gave was exceedingly baddie. I just don't know whether you're a supervillain or the smug antagonist of a children's film.
helpline: (awright let's hang with vikings)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-26 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You do have the evil goatee....

[ Doctor, it's always been like that. ]
helpline: (but how about THIS thing)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-27 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno. I am living with Captain Kirk.
helpline: (robin hood is an idiot)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-09-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Right, not only are you blatantly a baddie but you're also not making any sense to begin with. Competition in what?
helpline: (glasses: doctor cool)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-01 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I'll figure it out anyway.
helpline: (pointing for emphasis)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-01 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it's the Talk. It always goes back to that with you humans! Even when you're doing cliche baddie gloating, you find a way to bring it back to sex.
helpline: (humans are stupid)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You're like that person who's so happy he made honor society that he shoves the fact that he made honor society into every conversation.

[ kissing gives you cooties, anyway ]
helpline: (doctor disgruntled)

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[personal profile] helpline 2016-10-04 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This one isn't even that Captain Kirk. I haven't seen him needlessly get his shirt torn once since I've been here.