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[ifhebeworthy]

[The screen of their communicators flickers to life with a fluorescent glow. Initially, there's only a hint of someone there-- thick red fabric, chain mail, a hammer.]

I had prayed to come to good tidings. Greet friends, and assuage fears. To bolster thy strength with mine own.

Instead, I come here haunted by past misgivings I thought requited, by a name all too familiar to me. If you know him as well, I would like to speak to him.

[It doesn't sound like a request. The image swings up high to a broad faced man with long blonde hair. A winged helmet. His eyebrows are drawn down across a brow rigid as though it were carved from stone.]

To my friend.

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[ifhebeworthy]

Perhaps then you need only be more persuasive, then...

[He seems to be taking all of this mostly in stride. After all, Thor has kind of made it a business out of fighting gods, hasn't he?]

Until then, we wait for this coward to reveal themselves and do what good we can for these people while we find ourselves cast ashore here.

[liverletdie]

That was kind of the plan.

[ A twist of his lips. ]

I don't know if working with me on that is going to do you any good, Pal. Don't know if you noticed, but I'm more like social poison right now.

[ifhebeworthy]

Aye, well... what is the saying you mortals use? "Been there, done that?"

[Why, he was even around when you got wasted and attacked... what was it again, a senator? Thor is very ride or die.]

I care not. If they feel compelled for retribution, let them come through me. I will stand with you.

[liverletdie]

[ A twitch of his lips, then. ]

Well, I appreciate it. Especially right about now.

[ Especially when his closest friends are pulling away from him, and understandably so. After all, he'd just tried to change people -- and he hadn't even completely reverted it back. He'd let people stay the way they were, if they wanted to. ]

I'm going to hold you to that, too, now that you've said it.

Sorry for the late tag!

[ifhebeworthy]

[He gives him a tired smile, eyes half-lidded.]

Perhaps try not to give me reason to consider otherwise, hm?

You know, Anthony... it was men's heart that made me love them, not the iron that shielded it. Just remember that, old friend.

[You know, he's watched you throw yourself deeper and deeper into your own brilliance for years, Tony. There was a simpler time when he couldn't have possibly imagined something like this happening.]

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[liverletdie]

I think I can do my best to keep from doing that.

[ A pause, and then: ]

Now, what did you want for dinner, huh? I think I promised you something to eat.

[ Because he really had been falling in. Nobody could question that. He had been falling -- he was going to continue to fall -- this change hadn't happened in a vacuum, after all. ]

[ifhebeworthy]

Truly I had come simply to see a friend, but...

[He shrugs a little bit, brow perking a bit with indifference.]

Pizza works.

[liverletdie]

Come on, I'm the one with a ton of money here, might as well take advantage of it.

[ A pause. ]

Alright, lots of meat, if I remember right?

[ifhebeworthy]

That's fine. Though I think perhaps you should spend some of that on decorations, my friend.

[He takes a look around at the sterile room, and frowns at Tony's disconnect from humanity and culture. Even though it wasn't him, it could very well be, couldn't it?]

I am more than happy to help. The halls of Asgard hold some of the finest art and architecture in the universe.

[Ever think of going Lord of the Rings chic, Tony?]

[liverletdie]

Someone threw away all my decorations.

[ Someone. AKA himself. ]

It's been a low priority to get it back. Doesn't look good to go shopping for paintings right after getting back to normal.

[ifhebeworthy]

Your personal contentment should come before your professional image, Tony.

[Take care of yourself first, buddy. Like that tremor you've been trying to hide, huh?]

It will take them time to see the truth of things, but I believe that they shall if you remain true.

[liverletdie]

You think a couple of decorations are really going to make a difference here, pal?

[ A level look.

Come on, Thor. It's him. ]

My lab's mostly intact. That's the one that really matters.