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Floyd Lawton ([personal profile] crackshot) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-11-05 08:45 pm

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So. This has been a long couple of days. [The look on his face screams 'I am just so done' so much that he doesn't even have to say it explicitly] Any recommendations for a good bar around Nonah? I got a lot of sorrows to drown and not enough booze to keep me going.

[See, now, he doesn't need deets on what's going down, he gets the gist from the other posts he's checked in on and what his little handy welcome pack told him, he pretty much has that down. As insane that it is. What he doesn't have is a good reliable watering hole and that just isn't right. No man should go days, hours or minutes without one.]

If I spend any more time sober, I might actually start reassessing my life and my choices and I don't have time for that kind of shit. So just help a guy out here. I don't mind if I got to pay a little extra for a good drink but I'm not exactly flushed with cash here so let's not go nuts and send me to like the ritziest place in town. Okay? Reasonable. Prices.

[Wait, he should really clarify here because when it comes to finding a bar, you can never be too specific in your wants.]

Just don't direct me to some dive where they water down the drinks or I will come down on you like the hand of God and smite your ass because seriously, don't waste my time or my money. That shit ain't cute and I will come at you. Sensible suggestions only.

[There's a long pause before he adds:]

While we're on the subject of things I need, I got one more request. I need someone who's good with this thing right here. [He means the device, he even gives it a little shake to just display what he means.] I got a few questions.
marriedmedium: (tears)

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[personal profile] marriedmedium 2016-11-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but I love being a Mrs! I do miss my darling Frank. He hasn't yet come to join me here. You'd like him, too—he's every bit the cocktail connoisseur I am!
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[personal profile] lightinside 2016-11-08 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not something I've had confirmed, but it probably makes it easier for them to keep tabs on us if we're registered. But you're right- dressing it up as something else before selling it to people doesn't make them sound very trustworthy.

[ Laurel hasn't registered yet, having not made up her mind on what to do. She knows that she needs to make a decision sooner than later. ]

They have a registration ceremony once a month. You should consider going to the next one and talk with other people. Both registered and not registered. They could probably give you more insight with their own experience.
hypodermicgurl: (5xASlLXqgMfjC0MixVNMem)

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[personal profile] hypodermicgurl 2016-11-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Try Maurtia Falls instead. First drink to forget's always free.
arsiento: (a new level of anger: constant smiling)

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[personal profile] arsiento 2016-11-08 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I know how to be careful. [ Diablo's really not about to question the paranoia; he gets that just fine. ] That's a good idea, though. Everyone thinks these things is probably bugged.

[ That's something they're both probably familiar enough with to figure out pretty easily, he guesses. Given their respective lines of business, past tense or not.

Oh, hey, but that almost gets a laugh, before he wrinkles his nose.
]


Fine with me -- I won't ask you to. Just say when you wanna go, cuz it sounds like you gonna be busier than I am. [ Three is a lot for being here like, five minutes, dude!! Not that Diablo will be drinking either way, but. Whatever. ] You met Harley yet?
airshow: (What's TOTES MCGOATS in Spanish?)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-11-09 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
James Jesse, nice to meetcha! I've also been known to go by Trickster, Tricky, Tricks, studmuffin, and "please stop."
trigeminalheadache: (202-028)

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[personal profile] trigeminalheadache 2016-11-09 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Not calls so much as... a private message for someone or a group of people here.

[ She rubs idly at her shoulder. ] Hacking is possible, I guess? But I haven't seen or heard of anyone getting hacked since I arrived. So, I'd put the odds at very slim.
pyrogue: (i like my coffee like i like everything)

[personal profile] pyrogue 2016-11-09 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, figured as much. Ain't gonna pry -- well, if I can pry a little, if "kidnapped to an alternate universe" isn't at least one of your sorrows I'll eat my gun.
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[personal profile] ghoulking 2016-11-09 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see you around, Mr. Lawton .
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[personal profile] instars 2016-11-10 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Dirty and Nasty.

[It's just a dive bar, really.]

What kind of car?
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (He has the brain of a man! Or woman.)

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[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-11-10 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so not literally, but you're from his world and you're kinda like... Uncle-esque.

Anyway. Hi. I'm Harley, but, y'know. Obviously. For the record, you're a lot better looking than the guy I know from back home.
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[personal profile] snoobs 2016-11-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
In Maurtia Falls they leave you alone... mostly. Some of them can be quite rude!
airshow: (Chicken suit porn in my search history.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-11-10 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
airshow: (Prepare your finest boxed wines.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-11-10 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's such an idiot. SUCH A GODDAMN IDIOT. He should have checked the name, why didn't he check the name?! Now he's stuck here, looking like an idiot, kind of wanting to blow something up and kind of wanting to go find somewhere dark to barf like a sick tomcat.

James grins, maybe a little too widely. A muscle in his cheek twitches. His poker face? Has been better.
]

Deadshot. Well, ain't it a small world after all!
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[personal profile] classification 2016-11-10 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You seem to be well on your way.

[ Compliments don't come easily from Locus, but this is basically one of the smartest conversations he's had with an imPort since he's arrived. It's... nice. ]

It will only help, rather than hinder. They can't see everything.
pyrogue: (hey how it goin brosis)

[personal profile] pyrogue 2016-11-11 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Your world's that bad, huh?

[ Mick nods understandingly. ] See, I'd say this place ain't as bad as my world, but every time I say that I jinx it.
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[personal profile] textualhealing 2016-11-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a nod, because Maurtia Falls is definitely all of those things which keeps it perfectly interesting for any who're into the risk of a face punch.]

Why thank you. I've been around for a while, got to try out a whole lotta places, only seems fair that I pass that knowledge onto newbies.
rathercommon: (animal: cat: tongue)

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[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-11-12 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her posture gets even more relaxed, and her whiskers perk up even further. She's very pleased by his response indeed. And she answers cheerfully: ]

Could you imagine? I'd violate health codes all by myself. No, I'm a person.

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