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So. This has been a long couple of days. [The look on his face screams 'I am just so done' so much that he doesn't even have to say it explicitly] Any recommendations for a good bar around Nonah? I got a lot of sorrows to drown and not enough booze to keep me going.

[See, now, he doesn't need deets on what's going down, he gets the gist from the other posts he's checked in on and what his little handy welcome pack told him, he pretty much has that down. As insane that it is. What he doesn't have is a good reliable watering hole and that just isn't right. No man should go days, hours or minutes without one.]

If I spend any more time sober, I might actually start reassessing my life and my choices and I don't have time for that kind of shit. So just help a guy out here. I don't mind if I got to pay a little extra for a good drink but I'm not exactly flushed with cash here so let's not go nuts and send me to like the ritziest place in town. Okay? Reasonable. Prices.

[Wait, he should really clarify here because when it comes to finding a bar, you can never be too specific in your wants.]

Just don't direct me to some dive where they water down the drinks or I will come down on you like the hand of God and smite your ass because seriously, don't waste my time or my money. That shit ain't cute and I will come at you. Sensible suggestions only.

[There's a long pause before he adds:]

While we're on the subject of things I need, I got one more request. I need someone who's good with this thing right here. [He means the device, he even gives it a little shake to just display what he means.] I got a few questions.

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[Through the network comes Crane's carefully-vetted list of establishments that offer reasonable value.]

Those are the people I contacted when entertaining important guests. [Entertaining. Experimenting. Same difference.] I have been unfortunate with others on occasions, though I believe they learned a valuable lesson.

[After he broke in and set fire to their business as revenge, maybe? Who knows!]

[ Generally, Caitlin wouldn't reply. She doesn't know her way around Nonah, though she does know her way around a good mixed drink. But she can sympathize with it being a few long days. And he's asking for help, so... ]

What questions did you have about it? If I don't know the answer, I might be able to point you in the right direction?

Oh my god it's Diablo's hot uncle!

[ Someone wasn't paying attention to the alternate universe summary. ]

[ On the screen, God help us all, is a talking cat. Her tail twitches lazily as she says. ]

Well, I was ready to offer you a free drink at the place I own, but then you had to go and be rude. Honestly, what a dive is is very subjective, and people are taking the time to help you, so you oughtn't threaten them.

Hm, I'm not really familiar with any bars in Nonah. [Laurel doesn't drink anyway. Not anymore.] I live in Heropa so I could give you some suggestions for it, if you manage to find yourself in the city.

[She can understand being absolutely done with everything, and is kind of sympathetic to his irritation for lack of a better word. But she's remaining on her guard at the same time, much like she always was.]

Do you have any other questions? I haven't been here as long as other people, but I could give it a shot.

[Hello, friend. Have a dude sitting in a swank looking office with a large glass of whiskey in hand. Naturally this whiskey proves he's an expert in all things booze, right?]

Plenty of good watering holes, but there's a few I can warn you against. Not all folk around here appreciate imPorts, and that dislike gets a little more reinforced with a few drinks in them.

I'll buy you a drink.

At least you have appropriate priorities.

With the communicator?

What questions do you have? [ Kaneki has been here for two years, he knows the thing inside out so he can help with that, even if he doesn't have any suggestions for a bar. ]

[ Here's a nice, color-coded list of bar and club like establishments in Nonah; able to be sorted by price-range, quality of alcohol, right on up to theme. Someone is very thorough. ]

If you have any additional questions re: the communications, I can offer assistance there as well.

[ an extra buff will smith impersonator needs help with their cell phone

her time has fucking come ]

You first mistake is sticking around Nonah.

Would you like the bars listed geographically, by overall quality, or by variety of liquor? I know them all.

Ah, well, if you were askin' around Heropa, I could direct you at least twelve different tiki bars that serve a mean mai tai, but it sounds like everyone else has got you covered on the less flamingo-covered establishments up north.

So! What kinda tech support are you looking for? It's not exactly my specialty, but I know my way around the things well enough.

[ She laughs quietly. ]

Has anyone suggested Maurtia Falls yet for drinks?

Man, you getting way more better answers than I did when I asked where a guy'd go for some good shoes.

[ Is it because people are just more opinionated about their booze, or is Deadshot just better with people? ... Probably both, but also especially that latter one. ]

You in Nonah too, huh? Ain't my city or nothing, but I dunno why anyone hatin' on it the way they do -- like Virginia's gonna be any better, right?

I'm more of a Heropa guy but been to Nonah a coupla times. But I liked Cure What Ales You down on [ vaguely handwaves location. ]

More to the point, you gonna mention what sorrows you're drowning or is that need to know?

I know of quite a few bars in Nonah -- but before you consider me a lush... you may wish to clarify the type of bar you want. Do you want a dive, or mid-range?

[ Just. Just look at him, Floyd. Whichever way you go, it's probably out of your price-range. ]

Try Maurtia Falls instead. First drink to forget's always free.

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