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So. This has been a long couple of days. [The look on his face screams 'I am just so done' so much that he doesn't even have to say it explicitly] Any recommendations for a good bar around Nonah? I got a lot of sorrows to drown and not enough booze to keep me going.

[See, now, he doesn't need deets on what's going down, he gets the gist from the other posts he's checked in on and what his little handy welcome pack told him, he pretty much has that down. As insane that it is. What he doesn't have is a good reliable watering hole and that just isn't right. No man should go days, hours or minutes without one.]

If I spend any more time sober, I might actually start reassessing my life and my choices and I don't have time for that kind of shit. So just help a guy out here. I don't mind if I got to pay a little extra for a good drink but I'm not exactly flushed with cash here so let's not go nuts and send me to like the ritziest place in town. Okay? Reasonable. Prices.

[Wait, he should really clarify here because when it comes to finding a bar, you can never be too specific in your wants.]

Just don't direct me to some dive where they water down the drinks or I will come down on you like the hand of God and smite your ass because seriously, don't waste my time or my money. That shit ain't cute and I will come at you. Sensible suggestions only.

[There's a long pause before he adds:]

While we're on the subject of things I need, I got one more request. I need someone who's good with this thing right here. [He means the device, he even gives it a little shake to just display what he means.] I got a few questions.

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Sadie Parker Knickerhouse Doyle. Mrs. But you can just call me Sadie; all my friends do!

That's a lot of names you got there, Sadie. Fancy, I like it. So you're a Mrs? [He tuts.] That's a damn shame.

Oh, but I love being a Mrs! I do miss my darling Frank. He hasn't yet come to join me here. You'd like him, too—he's every bit the cocktail connoisseur I am!

I can imagine. I bet he's an all right guy to drink with. Much like yourself, I assume.

Oh, we are a matching pair, certainly! Like a set of martini glasses!

Good analogue. See, I ain't never had anything like that but I heard rumours it's a real thing. Good on you, girl. I always assumed that kind of love was total bullshit.

Oh, how sad! You should never give up on love, my dear. If you lack it in your life, you simply haven't found it yet, but it does exist!

I have a pretty important love in my life already. She's my rock and my world but she ain't my true love. Not in that way, anyway.

Then my congratulations for having that, dear. Love matters in all its forms.

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