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Those of you from an alternate Earth, what similarities or differences have you noticed between this world and yours? Specifically, I'm looking to pinpoint where a great deal of our common ground lies, and if there's a trend where most timelines appear to diverge. Discussion encouraged.

As well, if there are any research institutions with room for a theoretical physicist and biologist interested in solving the mysteries of this world, please do get in touch.

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[yay time travel]

How much do you know about Earth's history before your present time?

Well, I never really liked history all that much on account that it's boring but one of major events in my lifetime was the destruction of Florida. Poor Florida. (´;︵;`)

Edited 2016-11-12 21:28 (UTC)

[Should he even ask]

Do you recall approximately when space travel became prevalent?

Edited 2016-11-12 21:30 (UTC)

Probably after they figured out how to make more powerful ionic engines because man those early models were weak.

So you don't have any idea.

[It's good this isn't audio, because there's this massive sigh rn. New tactic]

Other than Florida, what was life on Earth like?

You know. You ask a lot of questions without answering any yourself.

I don't believe you've asked any.

Well, let's see.

Oh! I know! What kind of skin care products do you have here?! They don't have my brand around here as far as I can tell so I'm trying to figure out what I can use as a moisturizer that won't ruin the elasticity. (^ᴗ^)

[wat. have you seen the wrinkles on this 37-year-old face.]

I'm a mathematician. Skin care is not my expertise.

[ Actually, no he hasn't but he'd be appalled! ]

I'm a space marine but I managed to inform myself on things outside my field.

Well... If you can't help me, do you think a biologist would know?

You're free to ask him.

[Probably not, but you know, Newton probably deserves it]

Uhh.. Do you think you can tell me who he is? I kind of don't know that many people.

Dr. Geiszler. You're already speaking to him in that other thread.

Oh! Tha-- Hey wait a minute!

[ Yeah... he's just been informed by your dear colleague that you are "a total babe" which means - ]

Oooh. I'm on to you!

You don't have to be shy Mister! I swear I won't tell anyone you're a stud! I just want your secret moisturizer!

Edited 2016-11-12 22:20 (UTC)

I don't!

[WHAT EVEN]

Newton is incredibly biased- bordering on lying to you actually. I'm 37 and look terrible. He's also 37 and looks much younger, so you're much better off asking him.

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LIAR

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mathemagier - 2016-11-12 22:29 (UTC) - Expand

So... you're supposed to look terrible and he's supposed to be the stud. Is that what you're saying?

You know, I don't really know who to believed at this point unless...