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[ohshutup]

[The feed clicks on, and the voice that follows is astoundingly cheery in comparison to the subject matter.]

So. How would you go about celebrating a birthday and a deathday at the same time, without involving cake or alcohol?

[A beat.]

Asking for a friend.

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[helladoomed]

...We're celebrating death days now?

[ohshutup]

More of a commemoration. A celebration of your life. Or, as some of my students may have said, "Treat yo' self."

[helladoomed]

...What do you treat yourself to on your death day?

[ohshutup]

I'm trying to figure that one out, but I suppose it'll involve a lot of time in bed or shopping.

[helladoomed]

I gotta say, neither of those sound as fun as booze or cake.

[ohshutup]

Very true. But seeing as how I can't eat or drink anything... [She gives a shrug.] I'm a bit of a special case, biologically.