video;

[wizzardly]

Right, so it's been brought to my attention that those bloody awful reports have been floating certain rumors around about me, and I'd rather just end those before they even get going all right?

[because even Rincewind's starved sense of self-respect has to draw the line at people thinking he fancies dishware.]

So, to be clear: I'm pansexual.

[which is an admittedly backwards linguistic for declaring one's lack of attraction to tea cups and related sundry, but there's just no accounting for etymological taste.]

There? [he arches a pointed brow.] Shall I assume that just about does it? All questions answered? Jolly good.

[honestly, the people in this place really will believe anything, won't they? Lucky that Snart fellow pointed this out when he did - things really could have gotten out of hand.]

Comments

[infomodder]

[oh no sasha u r 2 pure]

Might not be necessary...a good clean or two could do the trick nicely.

[huntergames]

I'll get really good soap.

[infomodder]

The extra powerful germ-killing kind.

[huntergames]

Definitely!

What is Rincewind talking about, though...?

[infomodder]

[Will is aware he tends to Know Things, and that Sasha is used to Will Knowing Things. Or knowing how to find them out. It comes with the territory of not living inside walls under attack from cannibals...okay, not in a physical sense anyway, Will was like that emotionally. There is a difference. But this time? Well.]

I'm...not actually sure.

[huntergames]

Maybe he had too much to drink?

[infomodder]

He's had too much of something.

[and it's definitely NOT sex]

[huntergames]

[ OR IS IT?? ]

Do you let him do the dishes at home?

[infomodder]

[WHAT A TWEEST]

He's not not allowed to do dishes.

[huntergames]

M-maybe he shouldn't anymore...?

[infomodder]

Good idea. I'll have a talk with him about it.

[huntergames]

Good luck!