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Yeah. This Christmas thing. It's just fucking over the top, innit? You do know we're barely into December? You need to calm down, all of you.

[Alfie's tone is chiding, but in a light and teasing way that isn't really meant to be taken as a serious condemnation - he's actually been in an okay mood these past couple of weeks. This is just one more car on the culture shock train. The Christmas celebrations and decorations that he's is used to seeing at home are much more subdued, and definitely don't start this early in the season.]

Is this an American custom, or a twenty-first century custom? If I were to pay a visit across the ocean, would the Europeans be kicking up this much of a fuss? Fucking hell.

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It's very empty these days.

Is it? Where have all the others gone?

I'm not sure. I suppose they've been ported out.

[ She doesn't sound let down at all. Sure, Claire was nice, but she had no real attachment to those people. ]

Now, that's a shame. I'm sure you'd like more visitors to keep you from getting lonely.

[ A measured pause before she laughs quietly. ]

Are you offering?

You've paid me a visit. I think it's only fair that I return the favor.

That's true.

And there's so many things that belonged to them that I have no use for.

I can imagine. Have you thought about what to do with them?

I'll throw them out, probably. I don't think I have use for much of it.

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That seems like a waste.

I'm not keeping clothes that are practically hand-me-downs at this point.

[ Unless they're really nice. ]

Doesn't this world have donations? Charities?

[He may be a gangster, but he's not a wasteful gangster.]

If you want to donate them, feel free.

If you box them up, I'll take them to my temple.

[ Eyebrow raise. ]

Temple?

Temple Beth Israel, here in Maurtia Falls. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

I still find it hard to take you as a religious man.

And why is that?

[Could it be the whole "life of crime" thing?]

[ Quite possibly!! ]

Do religious men invite unmarried women into their homes?

[ There's another pause before her smile widens. ]

Unless body worship counts.

Sometimes the women are hard to resist.

[ He's an ass kisser, but she eats it up anyway. ]

I won't argue there.

If you want any donations for your temple you'll have to come get it yourself.

[Wow Hemali, he's flirting; get it right.]

With pleasure.

[ She only grins back at him mischievously. ]

I'm over in house number nine here.

When are you free?

The evenings are fine.

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